And DON’T PANIC!

Moral of the story...always carry a towel.

Das Sad.

you just blew another transmission, grab your wallet, hold it tightly, this repair will have you working OT daily and nightly....

Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together?

From what I understand his plan is to change the third brake light to be mounted at the top of the car and make a lit waving orange motion that, if the wind hits it, it will stick straight up.

Not a mechanic but I believe a smack on the ass is a necessary step in all mechanical repairs.

Nah... Use velcro strips.

How complicated could it be?

Don’t go in like a hothead and you get treated like a fellow human? What a novel concept.

I’m pretty sure that car wins the award for saddest everything ever. The gray seats, that awful steering wheel, that lack of radio, that embarrassing gear lever, and last but not least that oversized gas gauge that reminds you that at some point in time, a tachometer was considered optional equipment.

Fixed that for you.

How about The Stig’s Amazon Cousin?

I like to think that the Navigator was a tribute to the Family Truckster.

Ralph Gilles for president? I’d vote for him.

...we have terrorists...and Justin Bieber...