As I read that statement the thought that went through my head was “Sounds like she’s way overdue for an oil change then.”

Is this Killboy 129? If you are who I think you are, I’m going to refer to you as the local expert in this thread.

THIS is why I hated math class. I never reviewed my work. You are correct sir.

Digest this, 318 “curves” in 11 Miles a good majority of them are hairpins. Just the math says that you are turning an average of every 322 feet. Having driven it I can tell you from experience that there are only a handful of stretches where you have more than about 300 feet of visibility to oncoming traffic (and…

And those boats were easily over 100 foot long. But they didn’t have their tape measures with them so they can’t confirm.

Sad, but True.

Ride the Lighting for an encore?

Wow, that’s digging deep. The puns aren’t rolling off the tungsten very easily any more, are they?

I’m starting to think that io9 needs to get off my yard damn it!

I think the pun was so well spoken that it was overlooked...

This has to be one of the strangest optioned XJs ever. A Sport with Selec-Trac, CD, and Cargo Cover and nothing else from what I can tell. Automatic and Air were “Free” options from what I remember at that time.

Alternate Title “Hollywood is a Depressing Place”

Well, I’d never refuse someone making a stupid high offer, but she is part of the family, so it’d be tough.

Batteries are removable to save weight when you want to top 300?

I got her for $800 5 years ago. Replaced the plenum gasket and spark plugs in the guy’s driveway (she was real smokey with 5 oil fouled plugs) and drove her 2.5 hrs home. She needs a transmission now, as well as suspension bushings, but other than that still in good shape.

Really? I may need to start parting this thing...

The Men In Black have a flashy thing on the moon and wipe everyone on Earth on occasion.

EMERGENCY ALERT!

Those spaghetti wires are an official AMC warranty repair. I may be kidding, I’m not sure

I think this post perfectly sums up the “Jeep Thing.”