When i was a kid in elementary school, i remember kids having birthday parties at McDonalds. It was a legitimate place to have a kids party, several of my classmates had them there. Also Burger King, where you got a sweet cardboard crown. Does anyone else remember this?

What’s with the “17" thing here? The age of consent in California is 18, but it’s lower (16 being the average, according to Wikipedia)  in pretty much every other state. So where was this shot? There are “Romeo and Juliet exceptions” so how old was Drake?

I couldn’t figure out the joke until I said it out loud in an Australian accent. +1 that was very funny.

I was so tickled by this animal that I said out loud in an Australian accent, “Awwwwwww, what’s up Knickers?” and now HR wants to speak with me.

Interesting enough, she was fired for getting arrested, not for actually committing the crime? Shouldn’t “showing you are a completely useless, incapable, mind-numbingly bad police officer who can’t even recognize their own apartment, let alone know better than to shoot at a ‘shadow’ without being sure, say, it’s not…

I don’t get how this matters. Sure it’s a woman, but this position just screams, ‘do whatever the GOP wants if you want $/support.’

Roald Dahl knew what we were all thinking as kids.

“Breaking News: We Found One Person in the Trump Administration Who Secretly Has Ties To America!”

Stealing from poor people is a-okay, but if you try and steal from rich people.... oh, man, just ask Madoff what happens to you when you get caught doing that.

If Ross wasn’t a crook, liar and cheat, he wouldn’t work for this administration.

/For Olds/

The Pulitzer Prize goes to the journalist who uncovers evidence that someone in this Administration isn’t a huge criminal.

WHY ARE HIS HANDS SO SMALL.

I imagine it’s the name of the guy in the Looney Tunes cartoon that owned Belvedere.

I think he looks like his own ventriloquist dummy.

Soiled diapers don’t say anything racist.

At least soiled diapers have served a use in the world.

I thought the most important thing our government does is protect our rights? Kinda like it says in the constitution? Where does it say anything about safety?

This man is the human equivalent of a soiled diaper. He even looks like one.

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