When i was a kid in elementary school, i remember kids having birthday parties at McDonalds. It was a legitimate place to have a kids party, several of my classmates had them there. Also Burger King, where you got a sweet cardboard crown. Does anyone else remember this?

He had spunk...

After the patient’s back pain improved, he discharged himself.

Some crop species tolerate saltwater, so why not use it to irrigate them?

What’s with the “17" thing here? The age of consent in California is 18, but it’s lower (16 being the average, according to Wikipedia)  in pretty much every other state. So where was this shot? There are “Romeo and Juliet exceptions” so how old was Drake?

Yeah I don’t get why the FCC didn’t bar them from using the satellites at all as well as fine them. Or better yet, make them retrieve or crash them into the atmosphere and burn up. That would make the next rogue company think about whether this is worth it. It isn’t.

I couldn’t figure out the joke until I said it out loud in an Australian accent. +1 that was very funny.

I was so tickled by this animal that I said out loud in an Australian accent, “Awwwwwww, what’s up Knickers?” and now HR wants to speak with me.

I guess you don't have a good eye for metaphors

I don’t think it’s an ‘issue’. It just makes thisbillionaire seem even more detached from reality than they usually appear. He could also be filling his swimming pool with literal tears gathered from weeping widows or pay homeless people to pray to his statue each night and it still wouldn’t be an ‘issue’ in terms of…

Take it away Mitch...

Interesting enough, she was fired for getting arrested, not for actually committing the crime? Shouldn’t “showing you are a completely useless, incapable, mind-numbingly bad police officer who can’t even recognize their own apartment, let alone know better than to shoot at a ‘shadow’ without being sure, say, it’s not…

After hanging out in a bath containing ecstasy, the animals moved to a chamber with three rooms to pick from: a central room, one containing a male octopus and another containing a toy. This is a setup frequently used in mice studies.

As least Hubbard has the cojones to name his source, the evil Lord Xenu.

I don’t get how this matters. Sure it’s a woman, but this position just screams, ‘do whatever the GOP wants if you want $/support.’

Roald Dahl knew what we were all thinking as kids.

Stealing from poor people is a-okay, but if you try and steal from rich people.... oh, man, just ask Madoff what happens to you when you get caught doing that.

If Ross wasn’t a crook, liar and cheat, he wouldn’t work for this administration.

/For Olds/

The Pulitzer Prize goes to the journalist who uncovers evidence that someone in this Administration isn’t a huge criminal.