Well if the five consecutive NCAA football champions, past few years of ESPN GameDay coverage, and Carson Wentz going number 2 in the draft wasn’t enough to bring them on the radar, then I don’t know what was. The problem is that they think they are more important and special than they are. Maybe they should move up a…

This boulder of shit is incapable of honesty. And as disturbing as that may be, the fact that there are millions walking among us who believe him to be a capable choice for President is fucking frightening.

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4. You're absolutely a piece of shit (see #1).

“The act also prohibits municipalities in North Carolina from enacting anti-discrimination policies,^[14] setting a local minimum wage, regulating child labor, or making certain regulations for city workers. The legislation also removes the statutory and common-law private right of action to enforce state…

I don’t know. It could get repetitive and tired in a trite kind of way. If only there was a word that could describe it. Tedious? Unimaginative? Not sure those words properly captures the emotion.

Yea, I am pretty sure only someone who hasn’t gone through puberty yet would leave those unbuttoned.

Like Draymond, the Deadspin commentariat has never been known to shy away from the low-hanging fruit.

So the image of a policeman getting murdered is more upsetting than the actual deaths of black men at the hands of police? Got it.

The Browns and the police do have one thing in common: A complete disregard for the lives of young black men.

I’ve been playing the long game, waiting for just the right moment.

Well, the first answer is unions. Police unions are some of the most powerful in the nation and as such, are going to rally behind their members regardless of the situation. I think there’s an honest debate about whether that’s a good thing or bad. Personally, I feel that sort of protection has to end once something…

That’s the wonderful thing about the police. They’re only supposed to assist the people they like. It’s not as if they should have to serve ALL the citizens.

Pretty sure “walking off a paid detail” would be an indication of being bad at their job in the same way that if I just decide not to show up to my job, my boss would consider me bad at it and fire me.

That’s cool. I hope the next time you go to a restaurant, you don’t upset the server who spits in your drink. Because by your logic, someone who is bad at their fucking job deserves to be treated with respect in all situations.

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That’s a bad analogy though. Durant isn’t the CEO in OKC. He doesn’t get to choose who they hire and fire. He doesn’t get to determine business strategy. He doesn’t get to locate his business in an up-and-coming city that attracts the best and brightest. A CEO who has little control over his own business is called a…

You are definitely entertaining me from your job as a cashier at Quik Chek which you have never considered leaving since you got the job at 16.

That is your problem, not his.

This is a professional league where the goal is to put together the best team possible in order to win titles. Why are we insisting that guys go out and handicap themselves with a bunch of average teammates in order to overcome it? Its cheating if you go play with good players? What the fuck nonsense is this? You’re…