Having been a former tanker in my military career (Canadian Army using Leopard C1 tanks) even the relatively light armor we had (42 tons), with its rubber pads in the tracks, could chew the living daylights out of anything but a properly prepared high speed highway.

Good eye. That is exactly what they are. Pirated Russian air launched unguided rocket pods. More of a visual threat weapon than a realistic one.

Right on the money onYour6.

Crack Pipe !!!

A 130,000 mile winter driven Subaru ?

The Allante actually wasn’t that bad for “back then”.

True ‘dat !!

I sold these at the dealer when they were new. Flogged half a dozen of them in the first year. I preferred the automatic over the 6 spd manual.

You swallow goldfish.......you don’t flush them.

“The Volkwagen Cabriolet is the perfect car for someone who wants an old Volkswagen Golf, but doesn’t want a roof“.............................................Only if they’re a girl though.

Agreed......one of his best episodes ever.

The booze and food is always free on my flights. Because I only sit in the front......LOL.

Eeeeeewwwww.................all I see is bits of a Merkur, Omni, MR2, Renault and Mitsubishi thrown into a style blender.

When you finance a car over 84 or 96 months, at zero percent, with the existing negative equity from you trade-in rolled into your new loan, the dealership installs a periscope during the PDI process, because you’re going to be underwater for a very long time.

My driver............yes, I actually have a driver, was going to buy one of these to replace his 2012 Town Car, but when he saw the price, even the loaded “special fleet price” he qualified for, he choked on his shwarma and bought one year old Lincoln MKT instead.

“At the time”.........the VW Scirocco was a damn good car...........but, if you can afford a castle, even a faux castle from the looks of it, shouldn’t this really be a Braun shaver commercial, and the couple be leaning up against a silver Porsche 930 Turbo instead ?

Unions taking kickbacks from manufacturer’s......heh.....never happened before........

Meh........looks like a 400-500-600 HP Ferrari does.

I’ve had mixed feelings with this.

I’ve had mixed feelings with this.