“though the automaker is yet to release a service bulletin.”

Does it fit him well because it can fix it when it breaks 2 hours after he gets it?

In truth, the real one doesn’t do much more.

I guess since Cybertruck sales have stalled they have to keep making money somehow. Might as well try to grift the folks you already successfully grifted.

This is all the CyberTruck should’ve ever been.

This thing is so on-brand for Tesla and Tesla owners, from the delusional fantasy that is is and can do more than reality, to the massively overpriced cost, to the insane after-market price gouging. 

You can’t just strap the lumber down without saying “that’s not going anywhere”.

That’s pretty crazy, but certainly wildly-random enough of a thing that I don’t need to add it to my list of potentially-crippling fears and anxieties. We have enough to worry about with Trump’s cabinet pics. 

How much stock you holdin’?

I don’t think you understand how depreciation works. It’s a nice effort, I’ll give you that. But when a vehicle was originally sold for an amount and then sells again for a different amount, those are the numbers that matter. Do you think you’ll be able to sell that brand new $80k CT for $75k next year? Lol go ahead…

Asking price does not equal selling price. And a $15,000 discount for 50 miles isn't what I'd call "holding value" either.

He is becoming further and further detached from reality.

I was a child when Senna was racing, that is true, but I have seen his racecraft and studied his legacy.

Senna was the first to really take F1 to a new level of win-at-all-costs and Schumacher proliferated that. Following in their footsteps is one of the reasons I didn’t like Vettel and I don’t like Verstappen.…

They’ve had plenty of opportunities in the past when he was regularly clash/crashing with Lewis. I mean there are some rules now that are specifically Max inspired but he’s always been and always will be a petulant baby who will never repent.

No pitty for them at this stage. I won’t cry a tear for people working to produce weapons for Russia either when the war stops and they are laid off.

This will change in about 6 weeks, when suddenly the US Gov’t will mandate Cybertrucks for the US Postal fleet, the USGS fleet, NOAA, EPA, and probably another two dozen agencies. Hand feeds the mouth(piece) of the Admin, and boy is it going to be corrupt as all hell.

Excellent news! Adding less death traps/missiles to the roads is always good to hear.

Custom plate strictly for a car show that is removed when it’s over I am fine with, driving public road with it fuck you.

You make it sound like the truck driver himself is at fault. Seems to me like that would only be the case if A) he owned the trailer and B) he didn’t properly maintain it. I imagine he’s an employee of the transport company.

That should be even more illegal than an emissions cheat device.