“And then, because I was a gentleman, I picked up that vagina off the ground... and she accused me of groping her!!!!!!!!!”

Well our vaginas do fall out when we hear swear words, so thank god for these “gentleman”

I’d prefer to be sterilized. I can’t pretend to like people like Paul Ryan long enough to charm them into having unprotected sex with me.

If I have to have sex with one of those guys, I insist that I first be infected with some gross disease so I can pass it on to them.

I guess the question is what is personally worse to you: permanently sterilizing yourself or sleeping with Paul Ryan? I don’t know, they both sound like hell.  

we protest in front of their churches and homes with pictures of women who have died from unsafe abortion procedures, and pictures of all those precious itty bitty fetuses who were born just to be abused and/or killed. We canvas every street with stats on how the abortion rates have gone UP - because they WILL - due…

Roe won’t be overturned. They’ll just uphold all legislation that comes up while paying lip-service to Roe. That’s how they roll.

If you didn’t vote, or if you didn’t vote for HRC, then you can take your “how dare you” and shove it.

You thought with your feeeeeeeeeeeeelings instead of facts.

You sunk yourself and everyone with you. No one to blame but you and every moron who thought like you. Fuck you very much.

A lot of my guy friends told me I was crazy on election night because through my sobs I was saying “they’re going to take away our healthcare, they’re going to take away Roe, they’re going to take away gay marriage.” This shit is real, this shit has consequences.

He chose now. Couldn’t wait a couple more years for the good of all of us.

Dude seriously couldn’t have waited another 6 months? I mean it’s not a given that we’ll be in a stronger position in the next Congress, but we’re in no position to have any effect on Trump’s choice now. He’ll be nominated and confirmed by November, if not by August.

I want to vomit and cry.

Commence with the gnashing of teeth and the rending of clothing.  This is so completely terrible.  We are so fucked, even if we take the house the senate and the presidency again these lifetime appointments of the judiciary are going to screw us over and over and over again for years.  I need to go throw up.

Fuck everyone who didn’t vote for Clinton and fuck everyone who called women single issue voters.

Goodbye abortion rights...

To Pareene, Redford, and Draper: Huh. So this is what it feels like to be a straight white man and have no skin in the game. Interesting. Instead of helping to make sure that Clinton’s win is a landslide and not something Trump can debate and argue about and take to court, you guys have decided to just hope for the…

As a Gore person, can confirm. I bitch to this day.

To those not casting any vote for president because they think it’s unnecessary - the popular vote still matters. If, by some miracle, Donald wins the popular vote but loses the election, we will never hear the end of it. Gore people bitch to this day, and I don’t need 4 years of nazi memes pretending Trump won the…

Look, Clinton is not a leftist, but arguing that she’s center-right is a blatant misread of around 80% of the American electorate.

Damn, sorry to hear that your car wouldn’t start tomorrow........