I’m pregnant and can’t drink this election day, plus I was just diagnosed with gestational diabetes, so I can’t really eat my feelings, either. Please, everyone drink bottles of liquor and eat entire chocolate cakes for me.

Same. My neighbors have Trump Pence signs up. I’m like......jail time is worth it.

i am surrounded by trump supporters. how did this happen to me? i may just go drink some bourbon 

Holy fuck.

I am 6 months in and am currently a homing missile aimed squarely at a bottle of either Fin du Monde or Vrai du Blanche. Bless the Belgians.

I mean, voting won’t fix this:

For once I got somebody a birthday gift early ;)

I’m 5 months pregnant so I had to picky quality, not quantity of booze. If Hillary wins, I’ll split a wee bottle of Veuve Cliquot with my SO. If Trump wins, I’ll split a bottle of Fin du Monde with my SO.

I’d bring some Stand by Your Man-chego, a bread basket of deplorables and some First Lady fingers. :)

That sounds like a good plan. But I can’t help but think it sounds like the beginning of a zombie movie, where the protagonist hibernates and wakes to a world of violent freaks.

I’m drinking old-fashioneds and smoking a big fat joint. I’m working from home on Wednesday, because I planned ahead for my hangover (caused by jubilation or despair... TBD).

Oooooh I am having a lil potluck get together tomorrow night, heavy on the lady friends, hostess provisions as follows.

Hot apple cider with whiskey. Then a hot bath, then bed. I refuse to watch the results come in. I’m tired and I hate everything right now, so it’s going to be Peak Cozy at my place: flannel everything, soup, and hot water bottles.

I’m going to be drinking a strawberry daiquiri that comes in a bag and looks like whirled aborted fetuses, either in celebration or in sorrow.

It’s my birthday tomorrow, so I’m drinking all the drinks and my husband is taking me to get oysters when he gets out of work.

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Everything else in the world should be cancelled. Flights should be delayed. All phones should be put on silent. Bars should be closed. This is like Christmas but better.

President Trump will have cancelled Saturday Night Live by then.