pretty sure that’s a lambo, dude!

doesnt everyone?

It’s the S-Class’s entire raison d’être, or whatever the hell that is in German.

Shes a bit over 30 years at this point, but even if you spend 10x more on a 20 year old example it’ll be cheaper than a Mitsubishi Mirage and way more fun.

This. Slow, tiny, didn’t run on its own power, outdated, steering sucks. But as a younger man I drove it all over the world. So much that theres not much paint left on it now. But I still own it. Too many memories to let it go now. Now I’ve passed it on to my son. I love this car.

Congratulations, Mr. SmugAardvark, on COTD! I would like to gift you with some fried chicken which this lovely lady will deliver if she doesn’t eat it all.

Congratulations, Mr. SmugAardvark, on COTD! I would like to gift you with the finest fried chicken which this lovely man will deliver as soon as he wipes off his tiny hand prints.

Now that’s what I call “flipping the bird”.

They already have a good template for a FUV. Add some tricked portal axles, ask for $0.5 million and Bob’s your uncle $$.

Lamborghini be like meh

As much as I love to shit all over Giz Media (which it fully deserves), it has nothing to do with their broad scopes of coverage. It’s common for publishers to run multiple publications or publication departments with different staff that cover different topics, sometimes even at odds with each other on message.

You’re thinking of a guy named Brandon who swapped an LS7 crate motor into a brown E39 touring. He definitely did it the hard way and it still had some faults with it when he sold it. I don’t think he sold it for way less, he mentioned that he got crazy deals and/or sponsorships on a lot of the parts used in the swap,…

No worries! If anything you can always contact me on Bimmer Forums, same username on there. Or Xoutpost. Or Range Rover forums. I’m everywhere, haha.

I disagree. I’ve been on a couple of cruises and I’m pretty cruise neutral. I don’t love or hate them and find them to be okay. I would consider going on one again but it also isn’t at the top of my list.

The guards had been diverted with a clever ruse of Girl Scouts offering cookie samples. I had a few minutes before their sweet tooths (teeth? That’ll have to be a question for the scholars) were satisfied.

Your parental unit is pointless and irrelevant! :p

Username checks out.

This is my attitude, yeah, and it has been for quite some time. It always seems nice to explain things as simply as possible when it’s an important part of the narrative of your story, even if it’s a little news item.

Portal Axles really helps. Keeps a lot of the force, impact, and torque at the wheel and not in the driveline.

Australia really is Russia, but warm.