I know life isn’t fair and all, but watching Anne Hathaway say it pulls at my heartstrings. :(

You mean the Honda Valkyrie?

Nah, just read it in William Shatner’s voice and it’s all good.

That thing looks amazing, even at 10 years old.

Not here in Germany where I’m stationed! And also apparently several other European countries.

I’d do something something with her axle.

If I were a man of means, which I’m not, I’d offer you $20k straight up right now. Holy crud does this take me back to the first time I saw one of these at a Conoco/Texaco gas station, with the gentleman explaining about mass centralization.

Oh, man, you had me at Stelvio Pass.

Ugly Kid Joe.

At first glance, I thought it was a kit car from a hacked-up 350Z. And I don’t mean that in a nice way.

Edd’s issue wasn’t money related. It was that they were going to make the show way more about the useless windbag than Edd because ratings.

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

Eh, for some reason I want a Unimog.

I dunno, the Waldmeister (forrest master) around my old village loves his Lada 4x4.

Well, with your $1 lada you could just buy a new engine for like $50 or so.

I just priced out a Chevy Bolt. With premium package, etc., it’s a $45,000 freakin’ car!

Starred for gorgeous blue old-gen NSX with factory wheels.

You legit bought an AMG GT? Duuuuude... You’re my hero or something. I recently bought a C6 Grand Sport, I still drool over the AMG GTs.

Wait... Ballaban’s involved?