Is Hoovie’s really an Autotrader writer? I just thought he was taking the piss at Doug.

SHIPLEY!!!!! AAAAAAUUGH!!!! I WANT ME SOME SHIPLEY DONUTS!!!! AAAAAHHH!!! And some jalapeno sausage kolaches too, muchas gracias.

11 inch burnout...

I wish I could tell my Garmin to not take local village roads and just stick to main roads or the autobahn. Stupid GPS adds half an hour diverting me around accidents that cleared up two hours ago.

The Tasha Yar analogy is appropriate, and about as successful. Tavarish tried to pull a Doug Demuro without Doug’s following.

Fortunately/unfortunately Tavarish no longer writes for Jalopnik. He decided to become a full time YouTuber.

That C5 looks familiar somehow...

Damnit.

Wait, is that a modern Lancia Stratos?

Congratulations...blah blah blah which this girl will deliver as soon as she’s done taking your picture.

I read whole articles from two of his videos. Aside from minor editing, there was no additional content. Now with the extra-cheezy DougScore, I feel a bit less motivated to even watch the videos. Although I don’t really disagree much with how he rates ‘em.

As a Vette owner, part of it is the Corvette attracts a large number of A-types / Alpha Males who are intensely competitive. And Corvette forums are filled with bench racers.

I don’t think that they’re getting more difficult to hot-rod, at all.

With no additional words or thoughts at all, just a verbatim transcribing of the video.

I lived in Friendswood/Pearland as a kid. Now I’ve lived all over the world, and Houston drivers are the most aggressive, bar none.

Too bad the 1-series wagon wasn’t sold in the States. They’re all over Germany.

Just paint something like, “Soilin’ Trou” on the side.

Look at my avatar and guess. :-)

I feel just fine dropping my kid off at school in my 2011 Grand Sport. Dunno WTF Andrew’s deal is, most kids love getting dropped off in a cool car.

Oh, how I hate you for being right.