So why the hell hasn't ShaneMorris been hired yet?

Seriously, would you write for Jalopnik already?

I swear Whataburger burgers, the ones served on toasted Texas Toast, can cure hangovers.

I rode in Japan in the 90s, so you can guess how my perception is skewed.

Not me!

I’m an American living in Germany, and I did the same when I saw a Dodge/Ram 3500 dually driving down the autobahn. May have even been a gasser.

Why am I thinking “They Live”?

Was the brake job DIY? Are the one piece rotors cheaper?