Especially in a Walmart.

A paper trail is how someone who’s previously been investigated by the FBI gets caught. Also, the idea that 4 m-80's are equivalent to a stick of dynamite is an urban legend. You need a license to get any serious fireworks, and they use black powder and white gunpowder, which is significantly less explosive than TNT.

When I became a teacher my background check took two weeks and I had to pay for it.

Some reporter invests 7 minutes of their life to prove that background checks are bullshit and that a reporter that has no clue how to operate that weapon can get one without even a question as to her intentions.

The credit check should not have been quicker than the background check. And yet...

Glad to see the sudden fame and success Leo has achieved since breaking through in his Oscar winning role in the Revenant hasn’t fundamentally changed who he is. Got to keep true to yourself and never let Hollywood change you.

I’m sorry...this is a record producer complaining about people producing records? Because all music is produced. I’ve never been in the studio when the producer said, “Actually we don’t need to mix this at all.” Because that is their fucking job. Not because the musicians aren’t pros and awesome; but because each…

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

I am of the belief that it’s not so much that black audiences don’t want white artists exploring a black sound: the issue is that white artists can be bad while employing black style and still be successful.

It’s not weird for her to comment on a literal parade of young women. Did BAG date a chorus line of teens before Megan?

Lance Armstrong would have given his left nut to only have had a 2 year sentence against him.

Jesse Williams should’ve been Finnick in the Hunger Games. No, I'm not over it.

I’ve never been a fan of KK (no real justifiable reason) but I’ll always defend her performances. She’s a proper actor with a couple of decades of experience and a load of awards and nominations. To dismiss her as a supermodel, in the same breath a celebrating the ‘proper’ acting of Adam Levine? Yeah dude, your…

So, she totally rebuffed his flirting and he’s taking his hurt fee-fees to the media, right?

I am not surprised AT ALL that you go to Columbia. Not even a little, tiny bit.

For real, just looking at him I can tell he smells like cigarette fingers and a dried out, well-used old leather wine cask.

Very, very few people actually deserve it.

Acceptance and condemnation seem fairly meaningless if he’s turning himself in and (from my impression) unlikely to defend himself from punishment.

but that’s FUCKING INSANE. a year’s worth of medications shouldn’t exceed the national median salary.