Sooooo, “owner,” huh?

Spoiler:
Dylan intentionally not putting the hair on the balls on the driveway, and then trying to use that as evidence as to why it couldn’t be him was one of my favorite jokes in the entire show

See, but it’s acting. Which means it is pretend. He doesn’t have a baby with that woman in real life, but if those two people procreated, the kid would be biracial. See, it’s all pretend.

I take offense to someone suggesting that Thor can’t be ALREADY their favorite Avenger. Excuse me, I’ve been loving Thor since he showed up, thank you very much. Thor is my favorite Avenger. I think of him as Kirk’s Dad so that helps me like him more.

I watched her show years ago (life on the D-list? I can’t remember the title), and she actually seemed really normal and generous. And very frugal. It was sad that her husband at the time took advantage of that and ripped her off.

Okay Taylor

Taylor’s bad girl factor is the exact equivalent to how “badass” Zima was to a 90s teen.

This is only “dark” to the crowd that thought going to hot topic to buy a sweeny todd hoodie was trasngressive. (yeah, i went to high school in the late aughts.)

 Issa was down to thot it up, but ended up playing the background when the rubber met the road.

Folks like Reagan denounced the KKK while quietly condoning and encouraging mild mannered suburban white racism, and oops, the mild mannered suburban white racists became the KKK.

because Page Six clicked publish, and then i clicked publish

You seem to have confused the fountain of youth for a well of bitterness, grandpa. Let the kids enjoy their shit.

Tell me about it.

Make note, this was during a Special Session, meaning our “fiscally” Conservative governor spent extra money not in the budget to help further his attack on women.

Current Missourian here. I want you all to wrap your heads around the fact that they spent a significant amount of time and money working on this legislation to control the ONE abortion clinic left in the state. One. ONE.

DISCREET, not discrete. God, captioners, get it together.

Just because you think he’s not good looking doesn’t mean he’s ugly. I think he’s good-looking and I’m very glad they cast him, he’s a Coptic Egyptian and Copts don’t get enough representation in the media.

I knew sooo many Princesses, (mostly as middle names) and I’m 21. Prince was less common but they existed. I love Sir as a name.

About her pregnancy photos/performance— if I’d had a first pg that I wanted to keep private and half the world wanted to say I was faking it, you bet your ASS I’d do exactly like Beyoncé did for this pregnancy.