But for real, Bobby... that was perfect. The fact that there is nary a proper noun in this article is just.... excellent. I salute you!

BASURA! Like, I already didn’t like Jumpman anyway but this shit is terrible. I’m embarrassed as hell for Yeezy.

No, but really. I’ve never heard a song by these kids. I couldn’t pick them out of a lineup. At least I kinda get 1D. These boys here? Nah.

The Kylie Jenner lips thing will always confuse me. Like, I don’t know how people really believed that lip liner lie. You don’t go from lips like an equal sign to Big Ang without getting injections like Big Ang. How were people this simple? For fuck’s sake!

Yo, if Susan Sarandon and Eva would’ve been there, I REALLY would’ve passed out. That’s adorable.

I agree that we shouldn’t be praising her for essentially being okay with different diverse interpretations of her work. That’s just not being an essentialist asshole about it. And it’s important to point out that SHE didn’t do the work. The director who cast this play did. Yeah, we definitely agree.

She’s not trying to change it, though. She’s saying that this interpretation is a valid one, even if she did imagine Hermione as white originally. It’s almost as if people don’t understand that once something becomes part of the cultural zeitgeist, it becomes open to interpretation. This is why there are so many…

Away. That’s always an option.

Not for nothing, but Chris can veer heavily into misogynistic themes and he probably doesn’t want to be called out for that either. There are plenty of comedians who have that same problem.

Looking the part is whatever. Angela Bassett didn’t look jack shit like Tina Turner and she managed to bring it. I’mma let Natalie chill.

Ya know, the psychology of domestic violence and abuse is not some rarely discussed topic. Might I suggest you hit up Google Scholar and perhaps learn a bit about different reactions to domestic violence from not only the abused but the abused’s family? It’s not really all that difficult.

You really are a troll. How unfortunate.

Well, she has a better singing technique and she stopped smoking so her vocal fatigue won’t be that bad. If she also minds what foods she eats, she’ll be fine. The decline won’t be that uniform.

Redbone isn’t really offensive. “High Yella”, though... there’s some gray area and it’s just best to use “lightskin”. Less fraught.

My family is full of “redbones” and “high yella” Black folks, myself included.

Diana Ross did not take over the iconic Judy Garland role. “The Wiz” and “The Wizard of Oz” are two different works based on the same source material. Add in “Wicked” and you can see that there are several works based on “The Wonderful Wizard of Oz” by L. Frank Baum.