Um, not that I like this broad, but the song is a figure of speech. To be specific, it’s a simile. She’s talking about the actions and behaviors of young obsessive love. Not pretending to be an actual teenager. I mean, the dudes from Wheatus weren’t actually pretending to be “Teenage Dirtbags”. Like....

Trevor apologized for his misogynist jokes but not the fat jokes, if I’m remembering correctly. I’m not sure if Jon did, but I’m going to assume he did.

Not for nothing, but Jon used to talk about “tr*nny hookers” and wasn’t always great. And he even said some of this on the Daily Show. There’s nothing wrong with being cautious, though. I advocate that.

That’s cool. *shrugs*

Jon Stewart wasn’t even Jon Stewart that first season. Those first episodes were rough. Trevor is doing just fine.

Eh, not really. This isn’t the first older broad he’s dated. He’s at least able to drink now. When he dated Delta Goodrem, he was still a teenager and she’s a smooth 11 years older than him. So...

But she gets regular TV directing and producing jobs. I don’t doubt the alimony, though.

Yeah, it’s really dependent on what type of business. Like, if a Starbucks moves into your neighborhood, you know the shit is about to hit the fan. The same cannot be said for a McDonalds or even a Subway.

No, I chose “Do I have to pick just one?” b/c of reasons.

I got Dennis Quaid’s Napa Valley Kitchen from Parent Trap and this is most correct! Also:

Of course winter is worse. It’s the worst everywhere. I lived in NYC during some shitty winters. Trust me, I know.

Nah. Fall is the worst season in NYC because the buildings make little wind tunnels and that will never be cute. Fall is the best month b/c the bugs are starting to die and boot season is here. #Blessed.

They make a great case for private journaling in actual journals (and not blogs). We all say mean shit. Most of us with common sense know not to broadcast that shit. Like, bruh...

This statement can definitely be taken as shade and I can’t stop laughing because of it.

Okay.

Look at you with this logic.

There’s certainly nothing there that would suggest that it IS part of a guerilla marketing campaign, either, and yet here you are....