Is this real? Why does this exist? Life really does come at ya fast cuz um....

Okay, Macklemore.

I’m sure it’ll be just as boring and derivative as all other Hollywhite vehicles. How fun.

#STOPWHITEPEOPLE2Kforever

Have you ever been to a wine tasting where there are groups of women (vs couples)? Because you’re in for a rude awakening. High fallutin’ white ladies and wine are analogous to fratbros and underaged drinking. Both are fucking loud ass groups and people who think otherwise are naive. Trust me. And in a country that…

Making noise on a closed cylindrical moving object is going to carry throughout the object, dude. Science! What constitutes loud is also relative, but we don’t have to go into that.

This is fantastically petty and I am here for it.

That was beautiful. Brava!

Be specific. The BLACK/LATINO LGBTQ community. Not the general “gay” community. White folks were never a part of that. Sorry.

It’s pronounced exactly how it looks. Gucci (like the brand) Mane (like horsehair). “Mane” is spelled this way to account for how it is pronounced in certain Southern dialects (he’s from Atlanta).

Nor was she using her phone. People keep forgetting that there were 3 cars involved: the person who braked suddenly, Kim Howe (who was unattentive and didn’t have on her seatbelt), and Caitlin who couldn’t avoid hitting Kim due to the towing of a trailer. Caitlin was not found to be negligent, so she probably will not…

Tbh, I’d hope he wouldn’t make music with Calvin fuckin’ Harris. Burn that bridge twice, bruv.

You don’t have to like Zayn, but let me correct you. Simon Cowell, who created One Direction, was very instrumental in his solo deal and knew a “Justin” when he saw one. Perrie Edwards, his ex-fiancee, started the childish disses online and at her concerts. And Calvin Harris came to Zayn with nonsense first by…

Zayn didn’t actually start it. Calvin felt the need to defend his girl and went into a mini rant about it. You don’t actually have to respond to everything you read, ESPECIALLY on Twitter. It’s best to let some shit go and Calvin did not want to do that. There are more than one interpretation of the original tweet.…

It’s the other way around, but yes. Very much like that.

Zayn was just minding his boc (business of color), stating his ooc (opinion of color), and Calvin had to disrupt his doc (day of color). I’m sure, like many of us, there are 10 ways to come at him and Calvin came at him with the 11th, so he had to be gotten together. I get it.

Y’all forgot the first tweet! This is why Zayn came with the heat.