“How to Stop Being a Lazy Piece of Garbage”

MAMP and her friend need to socialize without the husbands. Why on earth should the two men be cajoled or blackmailed into spending time in a way they dislike because the two wives are friends.

Is he implying that if you want to save money to buy a house, you should look at how you spend your money and cut back on luxuries? Because that’s just ludicrous.

Does it? Are they cobblers?

“which he paid for with his own money and delivered on his own”. Wouldn’t it be nice, if instead of spending 50 billion on a useless wall, or 50 billion on unnecessary military spending, or 900 billion on tax cuts for the rich, if our police, firemen, social workers and teachers had special monetary accounts available…

Cool. I certainly wouldn’t expect people who aren’t my friends to seek me out and share personal info about their relationships w/ me.

I’m male, but I don’t feel that taints my opinion on this - while that’s not as bad by a goddamned long shot as this stealthing bullshit,that deceit is just as real and very potentially damaging, albeit in a different way - to both the unsuspecting potential father AND the child/ren that may result.

A “pucker” of assholes?

Ohh . . . I think I figured out my problem . . . :(

Ask. Your. Partner.

I wish someone would’ve told me ‘you can never satisfy your desire to have sex by having sex. If you have it 1000 times, you’ll want it 1001 times’. That would’ve saved me a lot of time and aggravation. Unfortunately, I didn’t figure this out until I was about 40.

A pat of butter might be better?

It’s amazing what you’ll settle for when you have low self esteem.

Billy Joel was married to Christie Brinkley for years.

your girlfriend didn’t write this. My wife did.

To admit to voting for Trump was a mistake takes a level of self awareness that Trump supporters do not possess. They have bought into the Amway. The time share in Boca. The pyramid scheme. They have paid for the extended warranty on their leased Toyota Avalon. They are the temporarily inconvenienced future…

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

I weighed 280-300 lbs when I started graduate school the summer of 2011. I decided I was going to eat better and start exercising more, starting with walking every day and eventually progressing to running 4.25 miles a day. Over the course of about 10 months, I lost 150 lbs, going down to 148 lbs at my lightest. In…

Scientology is super extremely not for me, but a quip (I forget whose) comes to mind on the difference between whackadoodle cults and mainstream religions: “In a cult, there’s one guy at the top who knows it’s all bullshit. In a religion, that guy is dead.”

Replace “Scientologist” with “Muslim”, reread the piece and determine if it still sounds reasonable, especially if your argument relies, out of hand, on dismissing a #NotAllMuslims argument. Either judge the person as an individual, or don’t, but don’t cherry pick. I don’t find Scientology to be compelling and their…