He’s probably not as dorky, and she’s probably not as cool, as her PR team makes her? I mean, she did spend her formative years at a fucking Tennis Academy.

Curry falls down after every single shot and it could not be more annoying.

Yep, #1. Team A fouls intentionally in order to stop the clock by forcing Team B to shoot (and hopefully miss) free throws. So, just let Team B decline the free throws and take the inbounds with a new shot clock.

What bothers me is both of the “Hardin is MVP” arguments lead to other people. In the “most w’s” argument Kawhi earns it, in the “all around best player” I have a hard time not giving to LeBron. So yeah, it could not be Russell, but it definitely isn’t Hardin.

“Why are you guys so bad when Westbrook goes to the bench?”

Enough of your teachings, Buddha, I’m almost on level six in this sweet meditation app! In your stupid game I was just stuck in level samsara the whole time!

Maybe he finally looked his daughter in the eye, only to be overwhelmed by existential despair when he saw how ashamed she was of him.

And it also shows that perhaps his love and respect for his wife is a bit tenuous. Or that he’s got some deep self-control issues.

Hey, if a rapper can’t wear a female steampunk cosplay outfit, then I will just give up on life.

Your typo “studebts” is the saddest and most ironic typo I think I’ve ever seen.

It’s important to remind people that AG Sessions is a hardcore 80s drug warrior who’s always been highly critical of recent pot legalization by states. Given how brownshirty TSA became with the Muslim ban, nobody should be surprised if they start throwing the book at people carrying even a gram or two.

It feels like you didn’t read literally two sentences later:

Married people go out too. We also often call it going on a date. We go eat and do things too. It’s not like you get married & now have to stay at home all the time.

Well I’m not tripping with you, Mr. Cranky.

Your baby will KNOW and just stare at you.

Write the following notes on pieces of paper and put them in your pocket to open when you need them.

But if they can check on my previous salary, then why wouldn’t they just do that? Why ask me for my previous salary and then look it up anyway?

If you do tell them a number, are you required to be truthful? If you are making X but are looking for a new job because you feel like you are being underpaid, how bad would it be to say that you are currently making X+10% rather than just X? Would the new company have any way to find out how much you were making at…

The Best Time to Poop on a Plane, According to a Flight Attendant

I’ll shit when I want too damn it !