I rarely get the hiccups, but when I do, it’s always under one of two circumstances: 1) I ate something really hot, or 2) I’m really drunk. Every time I’ve used this trick, it has worked.

I usually get it drunk and give it a massage.

“Fucking my boss. I probably should have never fucked my boss.”

I know, right? Another baby boomer whose perception of reality is filtered through the lens of her subjective experience. Disgusting.

There are two types of people in the world: Right lane people and left lane people. If you’re a right lane person, just accept it. There’s no shame. Different strokes and all. The problem is when right lane people think they’re left lane people. Or worse, they think they’re highway vigilantes engaging in some…

I’m all for not working too much, but what you said isn’t necessarily true. There’s research that suggests that working long hours (roughly past 40) delivers diminishing returns, but those are averages across the sample population and there can be considerable individual variation.

Haven’t tried D.SC., but I’m a Harry’s subscriber. They're pretty good, but I've broken 3 blades in the last 2 months. It's the hinge on the blade. I'm waiting to see how the new blade design works. If I don't like it, I'm going back to Gillette.

Sorry buddy. College football is the greatest game in the world. I'm with you on pretty much everything else.

Tie a knot in the open end of the bag to make it slightly smaller than the opening of the trash can. Once you’ve done it a few times, you’ll figure out what size works best. Years of working at fast food restaurants taught me this.

Fire. Works every time.

I’d include Lifehacker in there. Gawker and Jezebel are largely horrible (as was Valleywag). Deadspin, Jalopnik, and Lifehacker = mostly good.

Uruguay. I hear Montevideo is great.

Squats. Squats are the answer.

I’m beginning my dissertation now. This sounds right up my alley,

Because they fucking wronged me, that's why.

Single best lifehacker article ever.

This is why I always have a milkshake on hand. Ever vigilant. Ever safe.

Based on the headline, I was really hoping she would be a robot who invents things.

Yes, I would classify it as sub-luxury, which is one of the categories you listed, since it’s, you know, below (let’s call it ‘sub’) luxury.

Subaru Outback. I’m in the market. A recent model Outback with less than 20,000 miles is like $2,000 less than a brand new one. When you factor in the interest rate difference, it's basically a wash.