I cannot wait for the reaction when he proposes to build his presidential library in NY.

Uh his fat ass knows never to return here. The only thing keeping his buildings from being trashed is the constant security surrounding them

I don’t think he will ever be able to walk in peace on a New York street again.

“Sir, I’m sure you’re concerned that the balls are properly inflated but I just don’t see how a beaver inspector has jurisdiction here.”

“Douche Rocket Mcghee” checking the Jockey Club names guide right now to see if I can use that for my next race horse....

IT’S A FOOTBALL PLAY?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! Not only did he interfere with the catch, he laid into his head at full speed. This is why the NFL has a shitty reputation when it comes to players’ brains turning to mush. The absolute shock and horror of watching that and then seeing the offending player NOT…

A really good tackle ought to kill the family outright.

If it were a legal tackle I would agree with you. But douche rocket mcghee decided to hit him before the ball arrived (illegal) and target his head while he was a defenseless player, meaning maybe you’re just an asshole and the rest is irrelevant?

And did Sayers complain about it? Was he taken out because he had several concussions? No, he finished the game and drank 30 beers afterwards.

The NFL is serious about head injuries dammit!

The fact that this is only 15 yards is absurd. And this was the second player in the game he sent out with a head-to-head hit. Should be a suspension.

REAL ACTUAL QUESTION ALERT: Can someone explain the “two personal fouls = ejection” thing? Is it just for unsportsmanlike conduct? Or if you get two personal fouls where you hit a guy in the head/neck region does that count too? Because this is the same guy who had just gotten 15 yards for a hit on the Eagles’ backup…

I was listening to the game in the car, and it prompted the usual idiocy from the Washington radio team. Doc Walker — who is a barely functioning adult to begin with — thought this was a great play and blamed it on Sproles. “If you’re man enough not to call for a fair catch, then be man enough to take the whipping,”…

Congrats to Deshazor for being the first person named after one of Ming the Merciless’ lieutenants in Flash Gordon.

He shouldn’t have called him Chris

He got blowed up real good. Not as good as these guys but blowed up none the less.

I don’t think that would even be legal in rugby.

It could have been worse, it could have been their long snapper.

My understanding is that the reason there are no court documents—and the reason I didn’t use the word “suit” in the story—is that no lawsuit was ever filed in the case. Essentially, Baumann and her attorney presented their claims of sexual harassment to ESPN, and ESPN decided to settle before anything could be filed…

Afterall he doesn't allow Christians or Communists in his car.