Looks like they can DRIVE it to open water. Nuff said.

Can you even imagine the number of high speed chases that would result from a lifetime revocation for driving 20 over? Increase fines? Absolutely. But a lifetime ban is not worth it for the sake of other drivers and pedestrians.

A Volvo S80 would fit the bill and is definitely a daily driver. Reliable, and you will have a lot of money left over.

Same with VW Bugs. Guy at the local gas station fixed ours with a coat hanger one time, and down the road we went.

I don’t know of any “good family” that owns a coal rolling pickup like this.

Punishment is not just about the person who broke the law its about stopping others from doing the same behavior. This guy tried to assault six bikers and did. The answer is not for him to walk free, unless you want more of thse coal-rolling picking driving assholes doing the same thing.

I have a friend who hordes cars and it is unhealthy. I know he feels he is saving them from some unknown fate of being junked but really he is just destroying his free time and spending money for storage. People need to seek therapy if they envision themselves to be a savior. He would be better off making a website to…

Unless the driver was worried that they would be crushed in the gap between the bridge and street. Also you can’t hear what was likely screaming from the wife, children, husband, whoever was also in there and scared and thinking it would stop at any time. Horrific, regardless of how they got into the situation.

Just a note that the seller’s name being Tyler Yoder (Toyoda?) makes buying a VW when he could have had a Lexus suspicious.

No! Then we give the car control over other aspects of racing, like tire changes, pit stops, wing dynamics, and the AI ring girls.

I would say the correct answer is an older Toyota Sienna (~2000-2004) with winter tires.  73.4" wide though.

I like the phone.

I have a thick head of hair but it’s not too long. And I’m not talking bone dry just...properly dried. Went to bed with a wet head for years. Dumb. :-)

I would like to take this in a different direction and suggest that many people might be USING their towels wrong. If you find yourself drying your hair but still having a wet head, it is likely because you are not using the towel correctly. Here is how to dry your hair. Start with the towel hanging off your head in…

“It’s the one holiday where people give you things for free.” Christmas is a thing but maybe Santa sends her an invoice.

I’m about 50 and work at a tech company and honestly I do not know anyone younger than 30 who knows more about computers and technology than people my age (and older). I think the fact that the younger generation grew up with computers so much and had them thrown at them so early that it killed the curiosity for most…

I do not understand how a company can charge as much as a car for this thing.Ridiculous.

Locking up both the wheels and the frame on this bike will probably run you $250 and the two locks to do it will weigh 30 pounds. I have three Aventon ebikes and the more normal size frames means that I can lock the back wheel and the frame with a U lock, and then I use Kryptonite New York legend chain lock around the…

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I don’t think that Americans making fun of Iranians makes for a good Jalopnik article. More of you making fun of that asshole who likes Teslas, please.