A friend of mine who’s normally a smart, reasonable dude fell for the Pence trap. “Oh, at least he’s calm and smooth!” I’m like, c’mon man, those are NOT the top, most important metrics by which we should judge a president.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

My expectations and hopes are unbelievably low. I’ll actually consider the next four years a success if there are no nuclear weapons deployed and no significant land wars. I’m assuming that the economy, the social safety net, and basic human decency are already doomed.