Lol, you’re WAY in over your head.

I have never heard any pirate excuse themselves saying “my freedom”. Usually, their reasons are as follows:

1) Not worth the money (this one is... actually pretty stupid to be honest)
2) Not enough money to buy it (I believe this one is pretty valid, though some would argue ‘then don’t…

Honestly I don’t even care. Jimmy Kimmel looks hot as fuck with that beard.