Again, not the future of messaging - the has-been-around-for-ages-and-is-very-much-current messaging, in fact is just a shiny Apple reboot of the likes of Pidgin. Got to love false reporting and the people who lap it up.

What about the additional cancer risk due to the extra radiation from the X-Ray machine? Surely this is highly illegal and a breach of human rights?

I reckon the patch cost is misleading...what is the breakdown of that cost? I'm pretty darn sure the console developers don't charge that as a fee; there has to be more to it, like wages, QA time etc. Is Schafer's angle that you need to have dev kits and test kits and custom software to make games on consoles? …

According to Wikipedia, this same equation caused the '87 collapse, which wiped 23% off the Dow Jones in a day.

What. On. Earth. I'm a bit freaked out, I must say. I don't mean offense to the guy, but certainly in the Philippines they have a word for this sort of thing: ladyboy.

A new Dune game? Nah. A new Dune 2 / Dune 2000 / Emperor of Dune RTS reboot? Hell yes.

Wouldn't want to buy shares now...and man, some people are going to hurt when the inevitable fall back down to earth happens.

If you find you have to turn your head more than maybe a degree or two, you have too many.

I'm so rich I don't need change anymore...oh wait, no, I'm not one of the 1%. Richer jokes aside, seriously, who doesn't need some way of storing coins? Maybe they're not worth much in the States, but in the UK one or two quid, heck, even 50p can go a fair way. Sure, in the future when we all pay for cups of coffee…

Danger, danger, high voltage!

"...your brain's actually hard-wired to rate the performance of people your support over than their opponents."

Just don't stick your head in the way of the signal or it'll mutate or melt off :-D Nah, just joshin',

Aaaaah, the end of Apple is nigh!

Ah yes I see what you mean - yes I meant what you see is what you get in terms of your eyes. The rest is down to experience and luck :-) I'm all a fan of what nickurfe said as a reply to this article: photography used to be a craft. And still should be in my opinion. It's all too easy to point and click these days…

I agree with that - I meant that what you see with an optical viewfinder is what you get :-)

Except completely and utterly - a digital screen will not replicate the exact lighting, colour, depth perception, hue, saturation etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.

Plus what you see is what you get :-)

Where's the evidence it was the best 2D console platformer of 2011? It only sold 50k copies in its first month of release.

Much respect to Stu - a very touching article and I feel deeply for him.

Money, money, money, moneeeeey...Money!