Quick! Someone send Trump a copy of “Everybody Poops”. His head will explode and we’ll be safe from his politics.

Has anyone told them that HIV is bad for fetuses? Mom doesn’t get tested, she can’t take the appropriate preventative drugs, baby is born with HIV. We’ve already established that fetuses aren’t to be removed due to their (potentially rapist) fathers or (potentially to young, too poor, too sick) mothers.

I would have thought that shackling anyone would be an extraordinary event. That there would be records of every exercise of extraordinary measures.

There are no perfect victims.

Nothing more reassuring than hearing someone say that they aren’t going to kill you. Especially when they chant it over and over like they are having trouble remembering.

That’s the bit I don’t understand. They couldn’t turn off the music or change the song? Personally, I’d be fine stuck wherever (due to having a book with me at all times) but if the music wouldn’t stop I’d probably beat the speaker to tiny shards.

Accept one pomegranate seed and you are stuck in Hades forever. I think I’d prefer the king of hell to Cosby though.

A can of pink spray paint goes a long way ...

A few nursing students in my anatomy class couldn’t reference genitalia at all (male or female). I think if you can’t say the word you shouldn’t be responsible for it (medically or regulatory).

As a migraineur, I hate scented candles with the fury of a thousand suns. However, if you are going to drive me to a dark room and inadequate painkillers for a few days I can only hope you've been billed out of as much money as possible.

But the financial penalty of owing child support (that you might forget to pay) while ignoring the child you sued your one-night-stand into carrying is going to end up less than the “wear a condom you idiot” fine.

That's not true. Some of them were in flooded flood plains or in pits full of vipers.

I kinda think the analogy is intended to work both ways. We, the special, suffered in ways unimaginable to the special, pampered brats of today.

You forgot the “fighting off rabid wolves the whole way, dressed in our underwear because it was all we had and we were GRATEFUL for the opportunity.”

Why can't people typing tweets all day be expected to write a paper the same way? We aren't talking a thesis here, it was supposed to be written in class.

I would imagine that if you can spend all day writing tweets you can probably type in a paper, so long as the teacher understands that formatting might suffer. Better than not getting it done at all.

I’m thinking that instead of the hour or less of class to finish the thing they have all day and access to google. Even babysitters are probably in better position than they would be in class.

Possum don't tend to get rabies — some sort of natural immunity. Any chance of a handy raccoon?

The study done by the American Veterinary Medical Association showed that conservatives tend to be dog owners while liberals tend to be cat owners. (There was a Time magazine survey that concurred)

“Holiday” comes from holy day, which is pretty clearly acknowledging some religious intention. “Christmas” comes from Mass of the Annointed One, which doesn’t match up with the Magic God Baby story at all.