“Wow, you’re tall.”

I’m so jealous that you didn’t develop the tall-person-slouch. I’ve been fighting the reflex since I first noticed it and I just can’t get rid of it.

I’m 6’1”, my husband is . . . significantly shorter. His eye level is my bust level. I used to tell people that I didn’t want to start a race of giants, so I found a shorter guy.

Especially since he was mixing illegal drugs with alcohol, and wasn’t exactly running bloodwork ahead of time? I’m guessing there were a few nonfatal cases of seizure or hypoxia but it would be pretty nearly impossible to prove. There is no statue of limitations on murder, but I’m sure sufficient funds and time could…

Is this the rule for all evidence collected or just those related to sexual assault?

Given the recent popularity of giving kids androgynous names, this issue is likely to get worse.

Well, I read a truly unholy number of cat behavior books and talked to my vet. Probably not the most efficient way to go about it. This website has the basics, but personally I think changing foods is less helpful than environmental changes like food dispensing toys or distributing food on various perches around the…

No one will be looking at you. They will be looking at the greyhounds. I like to think the elegance rubs off, but mostly I think the supermodel’s escort is just ignored.

Well, my greyhound liked to lie around, or run really fast, or snuggle. Eating was kinda optional, as far as he was concerned. Only dog I’ve ever known that had no interest in picking up random stuff on the sidewalk and eating it.

Caring is hard to measure in a cat, but my two overweight rescues (one was just under three times his correct weight, the other only about double) underwent a significant personality change when they lost the weight. More cuddly, more playful, much more active.

I think everyone hates being humiliated, and it’s worse when the stakes are higher. The question is why some people then turn to attack some of their peers while others don’t. Also how can we limit the damage done by the misdirected aggression.

He only gets kibble, it’s not like I’m feeding him people-food. It’s not like I can convince a cat to jog, you know? Or my personal favorite: I knew this would happen if we got him neutered.

That was our choice too. There really aren’t any good medical options once the diagnosis is in, so we opted for the one that would be the easiest for him to handle. Lots of running while he could, then strolling, or lying in the sun — plus all the treats and tons of drugs. His attitude and appetite were good right up…

Free feeding, because cats don't overeat. Ever. Except when they do.

Show cats have the same problem, particularly in the large and long haired cats. Judges favor cats that feel heavier than they look. On a Siamese the only option is muscle, but a coon or a rag doll can hide a paunch no problem.

Most people don't know what a lab is supposed to look like anyway. Yellow dogs with pointy faces and whippy tails only resemble labs when they are overweight — fat substituted for heavy bone and muscle.

Ugh, been there. I printed out all the correct blood and urine values from the Ohio State University website and insisted it get added to my file. I never had to argue about it, I just got tired of explaining to every new vet or tech they hired.

The real question is whether this behavior holds true in other competitive, male dominated fields. Like, say, banking, management, technology, science — it’s not just a game when it’s your paycheck, your career.

Has anyone seen the un-edited version of this video? I’m pretty sure you could edit a murder confession out of a birthday party with enough time.

It's sacred, like the bible, so you shouldn't be reading it with your dirty unwashed eyes. You need specially trained interpreters to tell you what is in those documents.