Real question is why his wife hasn't figured it out and divorced his ass.

Strong odors. Cigarette smoke, cologne, perfume and of course body odor are all migraine triggers for me so a relationship with that would just be blinding pain with some vomiting.

What's more likely, she learns to associate burning with misbehaving or she learns her dad is a vengeful sociopath and she should never trust him. I know which one I learned from that little exercise.

My greyhound boy would immediately run backstage at high speed. But I didn't adopt him for his brains.

I think Lemon lacks a basic understanding of time.

Make sure the file cabinet is near some support beams. Don't want that sucker falling through the floor.

I'm really curious about the psychological workup of someone who believes the best and highest use of their time is yelling at people outside a medical office.

Being one of those kids must suck if you didn't drink the koolaid. "Yeah, my mom likes to stand outside Planned Parenthood and scream about abortion to strangers coming in for breast exams. I really wish she'd take up knitting or something instead."

"There's help available," Evelyn calls out.

So what is stopping every protester ever from calling themselves councilors? It would be a different thing to arrest WTO councilors or Ferguson Police councilors. Protesters have some pretty straight forward protections and responsibilities, what to councilors have?

In this case it wasn't the law that got them in trouble but the economic repercussions of turning down a client. No one protects business owners from the repercussions of making stupid business decisions (at least, not small-enough-to-fail businesses).

It's the "love the sinner, hate the sin" mentality -

My fear is that he was trying to blow the case but the jury bought it anyway. The argument was that the school district didn't know what was going on. There was no reason to argue that the thing they didn't know about also wasn't a crime.

But even if you decide that she was mature enough to consent, that still leaves us with something like workplace harassment. The student could not choose to cease interacting with the teacher, she could not change the power imbalance between them within the work environment. Some of the sexual abuse took place within…

My high school Biology teacher dispatched the frogs for dissection in front of us, after we'd watched them swimming around for the previous day. No opportunity to leave the room for those who didn't want to see the death (or, for those not quite dead enough, participate in the resulting vivisection).

A suburb near where I live had a loose-lion panic a few years back which turned out to be a coyote. Because African wildlife was much more believable in an Ohio backyard than North American wildlife.

When I first saw the pic, I admit I reacted with my ovaries. I thought, "Sexy rocket scientist with colorful tattoos involved in historic comet landing" and then, "Shirt, ugh. I'm going back to the xkcd coverage, it's much more appealing."

Now we know that it will actually be social media that destroys civilization.

Personally, I kind of enjoy giving my significant other a really good time without any requirement for reciprocation. Frees me from worrying about whether I'm giving enough feedback while simultaneously paying attention to whatever I'm doing (yes, I am that type of person.)

0: Joseph discovers the ass, parks his wife on it and she rides it all the way to a Bethlehem.