Only if you can pass as a chimpanzee.

You are right, we have no ability to judge whether the C-Section is medically necessary or not, or really what the risks are.

I wondered about that. If I had a cow I wanted to breed, I could choose from hundreds of samples around the world from living and dead donors. It seems silly that humans aren't given the same option.

Every black kid raised by white families has a point where they find out, generally in a not-so-nice way, that they are fundamentally different from their parents because of the way the world views and treats them.

I think there is a not insignificant difference between taking children who are already a part of a culture and trying to erase it, as opposed to raising a child from birth in a culture that is not what is widely subscribed to them by skin tone.

So maybe they don't have fertility problems, but some medical problem runs rampant in their backgrounds. Choosing a donor of different race might be the best plan to avoid having getting that duplicate gene.

Never seen 'She's all that' but I think 'Miss Congeniality' and 'The Devil Wears Prada' deserve special mention for starting with characters that are already successful, impressive humans and causing them to become barbie dolls. It's not enough to be successful, strong, smart, funny you also must wax, shave, color and…

See also: pony tail/bad perm

My husband calls them the "money makes you pretty, pretty makes you good" movies.

I really wish Stephen Smith would stop provoking women to smack him with a frozen halibut. Not that there's ever a good reason to beat someone with a fish, but it just doesn't seem like he's doing his part to keep women from it. I'm just saying that it would be totally wrong for me to hit him with an iced flounder and…

I think he's looking for someone in a coma, or maybe some sort of brain damage that completely erased their personality. Someone quietly optimistic, with no opinions about sports, popular culture, politics or religion.

I would think the "not generally covered by insurance" and "costs so much that many doctors won't even stock it" might be contributing to the low numbers — at least as much as the succubi nonsense.

For non-lethal solutions, you might consider Angel's Trumpet as well. It's very pretty, with large lovely blooms, and exposure to the sap causes rapid dilation of the eyes and temporary blindness. Incidentally, I've never understood why gardening is considered such a sedate and dull hobby.

The Vikings recently approved spending millions and millions of additional dollars to make sure the stadium is 'iconic'

My first thought was Rugosa roses with an under planting of monkshood — the first dead body twitching in the thorns will hold off the rest. I'm wondering how much of a public health hazard this is, though, maybe it would be cheaper to put a porta-potty there instead of waiting for the cholera outbreak.

I'm not certain that there is ever an appropriate time for a dick pic. At least, not an amateur one. I mean, if there someday comes a time when I think, "I'd really like to look at some peens" I'd probably be looking for the well-lit, centered and experienced junk available on the net and not some back room…

Does the settlement related silence include not talking about it with the Department of Education Investigators?

I think the problem is that relationships are much more complicated now than they used to be. Tracing linage by name is only useful if parents are clearly defined. With divorce, remarrying, sperm donation, adoption, gay marriage . . . There isn't a hyphenate for every situation.

My mother tossed her step-father's name and took her mother's maiden name (he was an borderline-abusive ass). I think that really helped her get passed some crappy history, but I'm not sure it's worth retaining the name-is-history paradigm for that alone.

I didn't realize how unusual it was to keep my last name, I wasn't prepared for the "Oh, you are so progressive" and "How modern". Even a few, "And your husband didn't mind?" Thankfully, we aren't planning any future offspring to name. Although, the pets usually get my last name because the vet knows my name from…