i go lift first thing in the morning so i don’t have to worry about it. there are like six other people in the gym and four of them are knuckledragging meatheads like me. we just go hide by the squat rack and try not to creep anybody out.

3. Sharks develop a taste for human flesh

Oh, unfortunately, we know exactly what they were doing.

Thank you, that is all I could focus on! I live in LA and yes prices are generally ridiculous here, but $6 for a side of butter lettuce?!?!

Basically, the same places one might go in the event of a tornado.

what’s the only bigger faux pas than leaving a bar loaded for a 140-lb woman? asking a 140-lb woman if she needs help deloading the bar that other douche left behind.

I may have some more rage about this than I thought.

Starred for “pushy rando”. I have friends I don’t hear from unless they’re short on their arbonne-usborne-sex-toy-christiany handbag goal. No, I do not want your pink ‘for her’ faux leather whip (it’s vegan!) OR your ‘natural product’ lip stain in this ‘season’s’ hottest shade. Can I just write you a check for your…

From a person who is 5'1", I really appreciate this! I’ve gotten used to stepping on the bottom shelf and hanging on, trying to reach something up high, to using a box of spaghetti pasta in an attempt to knock down something from a high shelf.

I appreciate your admonition to “be aware of your surrounding when you shop,” but I find that either headphones create an induced state of obliviousness or there is a correlation between people wearing headphones and being generally oblivious. Either way, my experience is that there is a disproportionate number of…

Big lawfirms tend to have good maternity leave benefits.

I’m glad I’m not the only one. I read it, re-read it, checked out a few comments to see if anybody else was struggling as much as I was, read it a third time, looked at more comments and finally found this one.

My first thought too was that it was Perry’s book!

Thank you!! I really don’t understand it. They seem to be picking all the best things from childhood and all the worst things from adulthood. Flannel nightgowns and bad sex? Shouldn’t that be sleeping naked and having sex? “Everything is free” needs to face off against “you buy your own shit whenever you want” not…

It doesn’t matter, it’s glorious. I enjoy it.

Let me try again.

This headline is so misleading and it’s so, so shameful of you to frame the situation like this. The GIF caused him a seizure. He’s epileptic. Yes, that is assault when you do something with the intent of hurting someone else, whether it’s just a GIF. That troll put him in danger knowingly. Epileptic seizures are…

Chris Rock put it succinctly: “Men are only as faithful as their options.”

Another “duh!” moment, brought to you by people who think they’re being useful.

This is my new excuse for nothing ever working. I’m either too pretty, or the people I’m dating are.