Take some small comfort.

You had a perfect opening for a ‘microwave oven camera’ joke, and you let it slip by! You have to keep up with current events!

I feel like I should be more outraged and/or concerned by this. Maybe because I already knew my every move was being tracked by those who look to make money off of me. Or maybe because I just, well, don’t care. But in any event, I’m surprisingly fine with this.

I think you’re burying the lead.

Lionel Richie style, all night long.

Oh no, they’ll know I went to Hot Topic! The horror!

HOLY FUCK! I’m scraping brains off the office walls - mind BLOWN! “how the fuck” indeed! Never made that connection, but I’m no Bobby Finger when it comes to pop culture.

I am married now (that is me and the wife in the picture upper left) but remember my online dating times. I was always respectful, honest and polite.

Ha! They have a pretty sick idea of glamour then!!

WRONG IT’S MARZIPAN

That is an excellent analogy. Oh indeed. It all just makes me shake my head and roll my eyes. At the same time. It’s actually quite a feat. I’m thinking of branding it. How to trim the fat off your numerological pathways 😁

We used to eat it from a tube, just plain. There’s a Team Marzipan for a reason!

I love straight icing and will eat it by the cup, but for some reason I don’t eat anything blue. As in, I sort out all my candy to remove the blue bits before eating any. Clearly, we should be eating junk food together so someone can enjoy all my blue!

I FUCKING LOVE THE MARZIPAN.

Get out of my head. Best chocolate bar EVER.

WHAT? Like, my kingdom for an almond croissant with marzipan. People who don’t like marzipan have something wrong with their tongues.

Ivana, NO ONE CARES BUT YOU AND YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

I can’t wait to read almost any other book. Several of them, even!

Can I join Team Marzipan?! Marzipan is my favorite thing about my German heritage.

The fireman brought the baby to the hospital so, since there happened to be an extra baby lying around, Mandy and Milo were allowed to just take it. They were sad about their missing triplet!