Me, too.

The more I think about it, the more I like the idea of being an old lady Evel Knievel/junkie. That sounds like a real good time.

I think along the same lines but heroin. I expect that to be faster and more fun than smoking.

I have no dependents, don’t anticipate getting any, my father is dead, and my mother has her own money. Other than what’s offered at no cost to me at work, do I really need any?

Meanwhile, in my family we live so long that one of my greatest concerns is retiring late and still outliving my money.

I used to live in an area where a lot of the newer apartment complexes did have garages. And a lot of my neighbors filled them up with crap, parked outside and scraped/swept their cars. :)

I haven’t looked at real estate in my new home yet, but when I was last seriously looking into buying, I found my options were condo or McMansion. Nobody was building anything in between and the already existing small houses were overpriced crap that disappeared off the market in two days by investors wanting to rent…

The last time I was in one, I turned the “career” section upside down and didn’t find one single black suit in my size, pant or skirt. I haven’t been back since. I assumed it was because I lived in a town of only 50,000 but the comments here indicate it’s because Macy’s just sucks now. Good to know.

I used to live just south of the Canadian border and every weekend our Target was packed with Canadians even when the exchange rate didn’t seem to justify it. So I asked and was told “Yes, we have Target. But it sucks; yours is better.”

And Weinstock’s in California, Bon Marche in the NW, Filene’s in the NE and probably some other regional chains I don’t know of. Macy’s can bite me.

After watching them buy up every regional chain they could and turning every Weinstock’s/Bon Marche/Filene’s I ever liked into another Macy’s, fuck ‘em. I hope they die.

Thanks to mom commenting on how dumb it was, I got a half time show boycott announcement in my Facebook feed last night. We’re all gonna send a to message to Hollywood liberal scum by changing the channel JUST during the half time show. That’ll show ‘em!

I wonder if it’s like keeping celebrity obits on file just in case. Maybe they’re keeping pregnancy announcements on file, too. :)

Unless you bought it at Target. If you did and you’re past the 90 day period, fuck you. Or that’s what I found when the switch broke off a floor lamp I bought there about 91 days previous. I went to the store, I asked for a manager, I called headquarters, I negotiated like crazy, offering all kinds of alternatives…

My stoned mind was trying to come up with some possible explanation for their silly outfits and that was all it could think of.

It is much more surreal than I expected.

A woman’s spouse, parent, guardian, or physician is allowed to sue the abortion provider “for civil damages or injunctive relief that could stop the abortion.”

I watched part of first episode of this last night while pretty stoned. It was creepy as hell. Is it creepy when you’re not stoned? Also, even though I’m not Catholic I grew up watching the Pope on TV and never really questioned their clothes. Their clothes are fucking ridiculous. They’ve got these important dudes in…

I just admit I don’t follow football and am there for the beer, food, and friends. I’ve never been asked to to leave.

My knowledge of the civil law system (eurolaw, as opposed to US/UK common law): It’s totally different and I don’t fucking get it at all. And that’s after taking a class in comparative law (albeit 15 years ago.)