Trump reminds me of the student who think’s he cleverly bullshitting his way through an essay exam when his instructor is actually roaring with laughter, then sharing the exam with colleagues so they can laugh, too. In this quote, Spicer sounds like that guy, too. Which is actually a step up for him.

I yakked one up as a kid and still vividly remember the stench.

Mine are under orders to play this:

I think it sounds fucking awesome.

I want to be stuffed and propped up at a SF Giants game. With a beer in my stuffed hand.

Oh, don’t even get me started on trying to find panties that sit where I want them to. If you want neither low rise nor grannies, but in between, you’re in for a lot of hassle.

If it’s a sizing system that puts a sized medium woman into extra-large panties, what do extra-large women wear???

When they discontinue your go-to anything, it’s just awful. I still haven’t found a replacement for Gap’s modern boot pant. Even Banana Republic doesn’t have anything just right.

I have this issue, too. I figure so long as people aren’t cringing when I stand next to them, it probably doesn’t smell bad yet. :)

Speaking of underwear, am I the only one who wears M pants but L or even XL panties (or some comparatively weird difference)? I’ve always wondered.

I have 5 of the same bra. I have an assortment of black and beige, though.

Before I realized it was a danger sign, I made plans to meet up with a “chivalrous gentleman.” He canceled on me and we rescheduled. He canceled again and I opted against rescheduling. His response to that was “fuck you, you fucking retarded lesbian.”

I hate drama but I rarely say so because I’ve noticed exactly what you mean.

Yep. I’ve been described by friends as “sophisticated” and in some ways I probably am. But describing yourself that way is way douchey and will attract douchebags.

This. So much this.

Yeah, if I can’t see what you look like, I’m not responding to your “wink” or “hi.” If you’re trying to screen out shallow people, then count me among the shallow.

Yup.

Oh, hell to the no. When someone describes him/herself as “sassy,” “intense,” “a strong personality,” etc., that means everyone around them describes him/her as a bitch on wheels.

I hate sacrificing half a day off to meal prep. I work around this by picking a handful of recipes, building a shopping list around them, then cooking 3 meals worth of one recipe a few times a week. Not as efficient as doing it all at once, but for me it makes it more likely I’ll actually do it and eat homemade food…