When big-boobed women complain about how awful it is to have big boobs, then proceed to one-up each other with their bra sizes. “OMG, you’re so lucky you’re just a 34DD!!! I’m a 38G and it’s THE WORST!!!” (Never mind that the way bras are sized, the cups of a 34DD bra and a 38G bra contain about the same volume.)

And I’ll drink all your eggnog.

I’m a little behind this season but when it first premiered, I noted that I was getting at least one good, loud bellylaugh out of each episode. As far as I’m concerned, that’s enough to make a good comedy. I especially love Pops.

Two mortal sins in our society: 1) having high confidence and 2) not having high confidence. If the example used was “Nah, I’m not that fast. Usain Bolt, HE’S fast!” people would be all over his shit for not having higher self esteem.

And some that have been approved!

I’m level 2 and while I get why tech support has to start out treating everyone as level 1 or below, it makes me grind my teeth to have to say “yes, the computer is powered on” and “I already rebooted it” (but be directed to do it again anyway) before we can get down to business and address my issue.

Ugh. I just remembered how much I’m not looking forward to doing my tax return. I moved to a new state and currently work in a different state than where I live.

According to one “friend,” it was smoking pot a handful of times in high school that caused my depression.

Thank you. I’m glad every day.

One of the worst things about treatment resistant depression is the insistence that “you just have to find the right med cocktail!” when you’re taking more pills than your 90-year-old grandmother, have side effects that make you even more depressed and that no doctor gives a shit about, your own therapist says she…

I’m pro-cold and would rather put on a jacket than have to deal with heat and humidity. And I think more people probably die each year from heat-related illness than freeze to death. But strip away all the trappings of modern life that make me able to control my personal environment to my liking, and the cold would…

I often wondered if it was a “cool” thing because when us olds were bundled up with our hats and gaiters and wearing yak tracks, we were all laughing at kids dressed like you.

Not one of which had ever been communicated to my face. Such as the policy against eating at your desk.

A kind of cool thing about North Dakota is traffic fines are a joke so you can do rolling stops when safe and even if you’re ticketed (which I never was) it was no sweat. So you can do them all winter long (provided there’s no oncoming traffic.) Unfortunately, when there is other traffic at a four way stop, the person…

You know it’s bad when UND is closed for the day and NDSU closes at 2PM. That’s a STARM, my friends.

I always got a kick out of standing at the window of my warm living room and pointing and laughing at people walking their dogs.

The first time I tried a face gaiter I decided that the impeded air flow wasn’t worth the increased facial warmth. Turned out it just wasn’t cold enough. Once it dropped another 20 degrees, my hot breath against my face was actually quite nice.

I lived in Grand Forks for 3 years. I didn’t travel much during winter for fear of being stranded in dangerous cold.

And the snow is the least troublesome part. The ice and wind are the real bitches.

As much as I hate the heat, it seems humans are better built for the extreme highs that occur naturally on our planet rather than the extreme lows. 105 sucks, but healthy people don’t drop dead when stuck outside in it (provided they don’t exert themselves.) Go outside in -30 without proper attire and you will die.…