To be fair, the worst reason I thought up was that he was too busy wading through the piles of money in his house, so this one sounds a bit better.

Just for the record, I’ve only ever seen one episode of Full Metal Alchemist, randomly on Toonami one night, not knowing anything about the series. It was this episode. I haven’t really watched much Full Metal Alchemist since.

She’s even got Dormer’s “I know when the world’s going to end” smirk going, A+.

As opposed to Trump, who’s uninformed, but mostly just repeats what the voices in his head say. Sorry, what “people” tell him.

Truly Hell is empty, and all the Devils are here.

amen, never liked HL 2 all that much.

Anyone else thinking that lady sounds like Tali from ME?

Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World is pretty good, but am I the only one who way prefers the Hard-Boiled Wonderland parts to the End of the World parts?

Meh. Now if I could get this on a shirt

I remember DM-ing one game (DnD 3.5, if I recall correctly), where I planned an encounter between the party and 20 something “zombies” (they were custom made monsters that involved addiction to eldritch drugs, but yeah, essentially zombies) at a dock with an inn/tavern on it while waiting for a boat. The way I planned…

This woman is literally scary good at this shit.

Based on the Widowmaker circle jerk at the end, i think there may be another Overwatch article from earlier they may be interested in...

Is it really that surprising? Is it really?

You know the bloke who made Apples to Apples has got to be spitting mad with all this nonsense.

Nobody was

And for anyone curious, the “badge” on Bloom’s jacket is apparently a Goddamn Tamagotchi.

Unpopular opinion, I like Taylor Swift’s weird, young Courtney love look. But, if I’m being honest, Beyonce’s dress looks a lot like someone having a severe allergic reaction.

Ok, I actually got a good chuckle out of that, and not the cringey, eye-rolling kind I usually get from Fox News, so congrats I guess?

I’m a pretty basic level Hearthstone player, so would any be kind enough to explain what went down with that curbstomping up there? I’m particularly clueless regarding what was happening with those cannons.

And he can still say all of it now, just not while working at ESPN.