Drugs.

Hunter never met a tab he didn't like. 

They’re like the sixth-worst thing that can happen to you when you’re on drugs.

Or the “after” picture in the “I used to be addicted to drugs but then I found Jesus and now I’m being paid an exorbitant sum of money to come to your school cafegymitorium to talk to you about the dangers of alcohol, the first gateway drug,” promotional literature.

Hey, I resemble that remark

“Barstool Radio, a show enjoyed exclusively by Deloitte interns who wish they were still in college”

The worst part of this whole thing is that Salah will now unfortunately be forever associated with Steven Seagal and Floyd Mayweather.

“The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time...” 

I tried frosted coke a few times, but my nose would get too cold. 

Barry, that can’t be Ichiro - Ichiro doesn’t have a mustache.

Also I heard he eats pieces of shit for breakfast.

Two words: Coach Ichiro

Of course, this process resulted in the message being changed from “stop jumping under busses” to “talk to your local old.”

That top image makes it look like he’s forcing Jeff Bezos to smell his belly button.

I didn’t even notice the “instant” - I just read “Pot Lava Cakes” and feel totally misled.

Not instant, not even quick, and contains no pot. False advertising.

Please remember this when the pee tape surfaces. Please.

How can anyone answer this question when all their songs sound the same?