I got a TCL 6 that looked AMAZING. I couldn’t believe the money I saved, and I love the roku interface.

I mean, you can smoke tough in the parking lot at the Rainiers ballpark and then drink beers and enjoy some beisbol!  All without getting fucking stuck on that rat bastard I-5!

LeBron: “I want to go to LA. I want to go to LA when it has a team that can make it to the championship. This is my dream.”

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

I just wait until they are finally in bed for the night and smoke a little weed. 

But does it count as a mirkin when it’s sprayed on top of a cunt?

Anker Ergo Optical Mouse. I use the wired one in the office and the wireless one at home (since batteries can be hard to come by in the office). It’s $5 cheaper for the wired one and Amazon puts them on sale fairly regularly.

Anker Ergo Optical Mouse. I use the wired one in the office and the wireless one at home (since batteries can be…

* it’s his grammar for which I think he should get the chair

Your hot take is garbage. I will always have dogs. I currently have 4. Die mad about it. Oh and dogs over children any day of the week for me.

Counter-argument:

I don’t think they could market Spring Breakers 2: The Alrighting without mentioning Spring Breakers.

That was just during pregnancy, i imagine she is up to way more now!

I like being home, working a job that happens to be part of a large organization, and I can have a good time without risking my life. The feedback I get is that I’m totally lame for being this way, yet I’m happy and content. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Those fried green beans at Friday’s.  

It’s a goddamn mystery 

If only there were an aptly named service provider.

Is every app basically for porn?

This looks like what would have happened if Elijah Wood Frodo had just kept the ring.

The mantle of “Ugliest Dog” will pass to the former runner up, a hairless breed...Steven Miller.

My parents always just made me leave the room, and never explained it.