There’s a street like, right outside my house.

Nightmare on Elm Street...

You sound like the part of my subconscious that I drink heavily to escape from.

This is tragic, but not surprising. I think that the majority of drivers don’t stop for someone in distress under most situations. A couple years ago, I was driving on a suburban section of interstate. I noticed an elderly woman desperately flagging down cars, so I stopped. Her husband was performing CPR on the third…

This is less “eyebrow thread” and more errant Silly String cumshot.

I believe she totally knew what she was doing.

Was hoping for ‘kabloom’

We must not talk about this issue with the same people. Almost every time I bring up sexual assault, a man tries to dismiss my concerns by mentioning that men are raped, too. And they never care about male victims, of course. It’s just a go-to rebuttal that attempts to shut women up.

she worked with terry richardson again this month. she stays working with abusers and rapists. actions speak louder than words!

It’s the face you make when someone accidentally drops a sexual innuendo in a super-serious office meeting and you want to laugh but you look around the room and realize you might be the only one who picked up on it... From here on out can we just call that the Stacy Dash?

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

The Weeknd low-key dying was the best part of this.

While I didn’t like everything he said, I think it’s safe to say he made things uncomfortable for BOTH white people who don’t want to talk about black people because they are old school “black people are inferior” racists (oh sorry, “people who don’t like PC culture”) AND white people who are well meaning liberal…

Yeah. They're clueless.

*when the media started paying attention to epidemic of police violence,

NOT WATCHING, but I am watching Justice for Flint which is livestreaming right now. Watch, Donate, Enjoy. Janelle is on right now!!! http://www.maestro.io/revolt

Every white person in that crowd had the same thoughts running through their head “Is it OK to laugh at this joke? Oh God, what if the camera cuts to me when I’m laughing at a joke I’m not supposed to laugh at?!”

Dickisslippi State