Let’s start off by pointing out that I’m white. People meet me and think I’m a “neo-nazi” skin head type because of my look. That is not the case. You sir are an idiot! White people have committed more acts of violence in all of human history! YOU might do better to learn our history before you chose to pipe up with…

From one white guy to (presumably) another: shut the fuck up.

LOL fuck off.

Do blacks commit more violent crimes than whites or are similar behaviors policed and prosecuted differentially based on race. That’s a rhetorical question.

First off we all know you’re a racist troll because you start of with the all-encompassing, monolithic“Blacks” signifier. Secondly, these little adolescent assholes initiated the violence by verbally, mentally and physically harassing this young girl who is simply trying to attend school. People like you talk so much…

Blacks resorting to violence? Um, what about the white kids harassing her? What about the bullies? Why hasn’t it been stopped?

Straight up: I went to the front door of my son’s bully’s house and read his fat ass and his cross-eyed cousin true facts plus threatened to press charges. Yes they were only eight BUT they broke skin on my child and that could. not. stand.

Jess NOT Hilarious

Fun Fact: All of her personas suck.

“guac” also annoys me. Partially because “guac” sounds so dumb, like something a frog would say.

As a kid of Mexican parents, it really seems like it’s something else that yt folks over exaggerate about.

The spicy mayo tweet. I am dead.

“I was told by AppleCare” is a national treasure of a burn.

I’m weak.

Pretty much everyone loves guacamole. Same with fried chicken to be real. In fact, even more with fried chicken. Chinese people have been eating fried chicken for centuries. I doubt most people in China even know what guacamole is.

“To milk an almond” killed me.

Do we have any reason to believe that the “T Swizzle” is aware that that is the day Kanye’s mom died and it’s not just a Friday in November before Christmas music takes over?

Black Twitter is the best Twitter. I’ve got nothing to contribute myself, being extra-white, but I enjoy the genius thoroughly.

But when she dropped her single, complete with segregated dancers, and a images eerily similar to Beyonce’s “Formation,” Black Twitter had a field day with the photo that looked like it came from a Queen Bey tribute album called “Unsweetened Lemonade.”