I can’t for the life of me figure out why Kaine didn’t hit back at the “career politician” slur. I kept waiting for him to ask Pence “So, what the hell does that make you?” Mike Pence has been running for office since 19-fucking-88. Before that? He was an attorney...for 2 years.

Don-descending?

What’s it called when you are trying to correct the voters in a state who know better, rather than a woman who knows better?

Politics is so stupid. Pence was declared the victor because he was the ultimate stereotype of a sleazy politician? He stayed calm and lied well under pressure? Hooray! Pence is a liar on the order of a common sociopath! Congratulations you have won the debate! He kept ramming Kaine about being a “career politician”…

I mean, he can’t pronounce “huge” correctly. Hoping that he’d get “Nevada” right was a bit much to ask.

I won’t argue for an instant the fact that she’s faced a traumatic experience, and deserves our compassion for that.

Kim Kardashian went to the Sorbonne?

I’m so sorry that that happened to you, but so happy you are doing better!

Sorbonne educated? Citation, please.

Eh. People get old at different rates. I remember reading a New Yorker profile of higher right after the gay marriage decision, and not only does she have a far livelier social life than my 40 years younger self, she was discussing a potential date with a third party setting them up and said something like “are they…

I am so glad she found someone else. Her case helped to give my wife and I equal rights.

Her brother is an absolute garbage person, just loathsome.

Palin wasn’t half as ridiculous as him, and remember how she was treated?

Jojo dander boy has been really trying it for a long time. Really believes he achieved something with his “ploy,” when the reality is that blacks aren’t even the ones that benefit the most from affirmative action. So his point is just that he’s shitty and trying to exploit anyone and anything, from race to his sister,…

THIS! They had no problem eviscerating Palin but you show them Trump and all of a sudden he’s a smart guy. Nope he had money in a system that benefits the rich. He’d have to have a drooling idiot to not make money with the 14 mill he got from daddy. As it is his stupidity lost him a great deal of money he should have…

Why the fuck are they doing Weekend Update if they have no teeth to criticize people? JFC to compare Donald Trump to Hillary Clinton’s intelligence is such a fucking insult, and I’m pretty close to saying it’s just flat-out sexist. If Donald Trump were a woman people would call her a stupid bitch and dismiss her…

Yes. And now I’m even more pissed SNL gave Taran Killam and Jay Pharaoh the boot but kept these two second stringer players. :/

The crazy bagel guy isn’t trying to become president.

The more I see of Trump, the more I think he is actually the worst person in America (non-murderer category). I would not buy a bagel from that man.

Sorry, trump is Satan.