Same! I keep auto-checking Gawker and being sad all over again. Glad to see the gang’s still around.

I can’t help but laugh at that “large closet.” Who knew schematics could be so sarcastic.

I was hoping this is what would happen.

They could’ve thrown in a wall or something.

This is her floorplan. Her 400k floorplan.

wow holy shit. just a casual little side note about a dead girl. jesus.

WHAT DID I JUST READ?! Did the fact that the bride KILLED A CHILD make it into a story about her wedding as an aside?!

What a wedding announcement! It takes several paragraphs before it mentions the bride killed someone.

I’m a bit concerned that she is from Parsons and yet THAT is the outfit she chose for her photo op. NOTHING WRONG with that outfit but not what I’d expect or hope to see from a fashion designer!

They should really caption that photo with her as the "buyer".

Yeah. Everyone can mock the flyover states all they want, but we have a 3 bed, 3 bath on 10 acres for under $200K.

That tile is ugly as hell, but I am still super jealous that she has a dad who views his children as investments, rather than as ungrateful demons/a long-game plot by their mother to embarass him by producing individuals that aren’t also him.

It’s the tile.

400k buys this: http://streeteasy.com/sale/1210743

I love the idea of former Gawker writers just posting their usual stuff despite their new homes. Hamilton posting about income inequality on Kotaku, Ashley blasting Trump on Jalopnik, Hudson talking about Syrian rebels on Deadspin.

Nice to see the New York-centrism has moved over to Jezebel.

If the NY Times wants to interview for anything personal, run the other way.

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