In college, once you go down with the ball, even if you're untouched, the play is over.

“Les Miles is on Team Instinct”

Except that (coincidentally?) it was yesterday’s comic...

I’m amazed that all those people in the same place can get good enough cell coverage to be able to play at the same time.

...or even Cotaku...

The race was near the end of the day, so I assume that once [YOUR COUNTRY’S TOP STAR] was finished racing, people started to filter out.

Darn these question and answer sessions with all these annoying questions and answers...

Well, “borrowed” anyway. Whoever saw it at the Scottish club game asked permission if they could use it for Iceland’s games.

Yep, this is mine as well.

It won’t kill anybody if you set the stick of butter out on the counter to soften overnight. Probably not the eggs, either. Just be sure to wash your hands after you crack them.

Wisconsin over Duke in the NCAA finals. Who knows when the Badgers will ever have that chance again.

The guy was probably already compensated for building the thing in the first place. If the shop didn’t take precautions to protect it better, that’s their loss.

I still remember watching a Brewers game where someone hit a walkoff grand slam, the three runners on base crossed home, but whoever hit it only made it as far as second before he was swamped by the rest of the team. He never crossed home, his run was taken off the final score and he was only credited with a three-run…

That was pretty cool, although slobbery balls on a clay court had to get pretty disgusting after awhile.

According to the guy on the Sprecher tour, they most of their money off of their root beer business which pays for their beer brewing hobby.

Guaranteed: While I’m driving, my wife takes a nap and the kids are occupied, peaceful, or sleeping as well. When my wife takes her turn driving, the kids all starting asking for stuff every two minutes meaning I can’t relax myself.

I never get nuggets at McDonalds, but I’ve been dipping my fries in Hot Mustard sauce for decades.

I die a little bit every time I go to my in-law’s house and see that their 60” 1080p TV is tuned to the SD-version of a channel. Although for that I partially blame Time-Warner for not having a setting to automatically jump to the HD version if available.