Of course they don’t turn into cameras.

I think I’ve found the answer!

“...any number of different ways, and microwaves that turn into cameras, et cetera,” Conway said. “We know that this is just a fact of modern life.

Why do these bozos keep interviewing her? She’s never given any useful information in a single interview she’s done. The point of interviews is to help inform viewers, and all she does is obfuscate and misdirect. Other than for ratings, there is literally no reason to talk to Conway. Stop giving this sell-out asshole…

I agree completely with you, SwordBreaker. This isn’t news. This is shaming for shaming’s sake.

Talk about climbing on your proverbial soapbox. Geez, Ethan, Nintendo just took a trending joke and put its family friendly Mario spin on it. Nothing wrong with having a little fun. What’s with all the negative overanalysis? Of course people on twitter will give them crap and turn their own joke on them! It’s the…

Holy shit, do people actually take memes this seriously? They’re funny pictures with captions not a doctoral thesis on existentialism.

I disagree, save for any part of the story that includes Minfilia or, to a lesser degree, Alphinaud.

Both of those self-congratulatory jackwagons have my permission to douse themselves in lighter fluid and waggle their backsides at Ifrit. Alphinaud less so, because he does manage to get his head out later on--but…

Well, you know, the entire main story quest of FFXIV.

Joke

You

I remember seeing Bomberman in the sizzle reel. but don’t get your hopes up. Bomberman was a Hudson game and Konami bought Hudson and now owns all of their games.

3 words:

SNES games refitted for online play?

It is literally a game where you pick characters from a roster and make them fight one another.

Y’all need keys? I gots da keys!

That is by far the funniest thing Larry the Cable Guy has done.

Yeah I don’t think that last line is enough. The headline – and essentially the whole post – is pretty much stirring shit like, “smile pretty, honey.”

You think this is a Marvel Movie problem? Hum ANY tune from a movie in the last 15 years that was a Major Blockbuster, that isn’t done by John Williams. Used to you could throw Danny Elfman in there too, but not any more.