Can we get Simon Belmont while we're at it? With Pit and Megaman we're already half way to an all N-team brawl.

I get the point of the article, but what bothers me the most is how filthy that 3DS is. It almost tells me this person doesn't take good enough care of their electronics.

Fixed.

Whaaaat? You're crazy, Luke. Crazy.

Sakaguchi: One of the questions I have is why is Kotaku 'Otaku with a K'? (laughter)[In English] I want to know. What is Kotaku?

9 gigs! That's so huge! People think I have infinite hard drive space just for video games.

George Lucas really is the most memorable boss battle in gaming.

"Shadow Realm", "Shadow Lord", "You have been chosen".

Shadow + Realms..
Damn it... can they pick a more generic name for an RPG? It's like they just spin the wheel to come up with the title.
I guess it's between this or jrpg game titles that make no sense..

Well that was the lamest fucking thing ever.

You might take a look at Quest for Infamy, the Kickstarted new game in the classic style by the original creators of Quest for Glory.

This isn't even a question.

It was really cool, an a good singing. It only could be more perfect with actual instruments.

But by not saying that he doesn't know or any of the millions of variations of that statement, he is most definitely evading the question. That is almost the definition of evading the question.

Why comment if you didn't read it?

His name is Link. The second game is "The Adventure of Link" and the fourth is "Link's Awakening". And in Zelda 1, I think Zelda says "Thanks Link, you're the hero of Hyrule" regardless of what you named your file.

This is complete bullshit. If he didn't rape someone, he should absolutely defend himself. People are raped and it's horrible, but people are also falsely accused and that's also an injustice. These things come down to pure "he said, she said" and that's what makes them so difficult, but an innocent person…

Came here just to make sure someone noted the obvious Snow Crash reference, thank you.

Protagonist Hero, whenever playing that game, do not look at Snow Crash!

"lone pizza delivery girl-slash-ninja who works for her dad must overcome her biggest enemy: a clique of rival megacorp-allied ninja"