“It’s a relief to have characters on the show decide to do a thing and then just do it, instead of spending hours building up to a moment that can’t help but fail to live up to expectations.”

“WOO HOO!!! i will just fart into the mic and it doesnt matter!!!”

“paperwork”

at least we wont have penis length-based nuclear war....

well, i mean Mike Pence is the worst, luckiest, most delusional, irrationally religious, hypocritically devout, fundamentalist reactionary, shill hack bullshit-ass clown politician that exists these days, pretty much...

please, let everyone bring it! i LOVE this comic, this universe, and everything else about it! im not even the craziest comic book reader, but i really love the way that everyone had flexibility to express a story that is visual, comical and verbal and that there are such amazing histories and stories and original…

but was she the sweet, quirky but sexy, southern, understanding girlfriend of a spastic down-on-his-luck-but-genius-in-his-own-way Nawlins waterboy?

and then wring them out and drink the water! that is correct!

or just straight up bitch slapping him and knocking him down on his fat ass

i mean, aside from the actual experiment we are living through as the perfect example of why it doesnt work, you should just consider the general purpose of both institutions

please?! wont you ever so kindly relieve me of my wife?

oh, im watching!! best show ever!! ironically based on the worst person in the world... weird

ive been saying “nah, were good” here in america for a while now, but its hasnt worked

i would love it at the next cowboys game for Dak, Dez, and Zeke to all stay in the locker room and call this racist fuck out on his bluff...

hes like a display model in the doctors office that features a sample of every possible malady

what would be better- seeing him fail an IQ test or a citizenship test?

and wouldnt it just be so much more comfortable for the mouth to have a “c” in there too, after the “s”?

im positive that Farnald Blump is the worst person ive ever ever observed!

love ths smell of fascism in the morning....

“water” not “money”