Was it Collingsworth or Al Michaels who said this game was just as good as Justin Timberlake’s halftime performance? I was wondering what kind of crack they were handing out at the buffet station when I heard that horseshit.

Hey, the machine that generates the ticker text has been switched to “Sean’s inner mental monologue”, can someone flip it back to “bald faced lies” please ?

Ever see the TNG episode, “Parallels”, with the zillion different versions of the Enterprise-D from different timelines?

What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy…

They’re thinking that they need to genuflect before Trump in order to maintain favor with his stupid, fearful, racist base. As for the so-called “principled conservatives” that are bailing instead of running for re-election, I think they’re trying to keep their options open for a cushy job as a cable news pundit or…

Comey fucked up by going public with the information about the investigation into Hillary’s emails.

Vigilante justice is not great. Larry’s going to die in prison, no need for anyone else to ruin their life over him.

Yes, both of those thoughts are bad. Particularly the second one.

While all of this is going on just out of sight, polling out late last month found three times as many Democrats as Republicans have “a great deal” of trust in the FBI. This is staggering, and it’s owed in no small part to the public relations boost the agency has enjoyed as Comey emerges as a supposed voice of reason…

What an annoying little kissant.

That looks quite cozy and relaxing, especially all the power boats that will be swarming around it trying to get a look at the guests doing juice cleanses on the beach.

“Here are the rules: the nut exposure should be purposeful and consensual; unlike the wardrobe malfunction of 2004, the nut in question will be prepped and ready for its primetime debut.”

That is what I say every fucking time, use Latin, you are speaking English, do not police a language that is not yours.

That woman painted as Pikachu is maybe the darkest thing I’ve ever seen. It’s like, the void embodied as a person.

As a white, christian, straight, male, let me tell you why you’re wrong and how this term is necessary to provide dignity to the Latinx population and let me help you become actually woke . . . After all, my brother in law is from El Salvador, and my ex-brother-in-law is from Mexico, so I would know best (although…

Prepare to be told by white people that you are wrong.

It’s the most awkward neologism in recent memory.

Be careful what you wish for. Do incumbents *ever* get primaried from their center flank? Is that a thing that happens? Seems to me it’s always by someone even more extreme.

And they will somehow figure out how to make it leak oil.

Its the speakers that make the signature “bubbitah, bubbitah” noise at 94.8 decibels that will really add the heft.