So, to review....the Pete Davidson history of abuse that disqualifies him from concern is...?

As you exemplify, the internet is poison.

Spare us the sanctimony you fucking goon.

This is the shittiest fucking take possible.

Who gives a shit what Iowa thinks - particularly for Democrats to care what the state that has sent neo Nazi Steve King to Congress for nearly two decades?

Another absolutely insane idea from another insanely dumb commentator 

My mom gave me broken gifts every year. It became a running joke among my friends. One year it was a broken cream pitcher from Goodwill with a note about how I could fix it. I turned it into a planter for a cactus. Another it was a weird broken locket with a massive close up of my son’s face in it, cut out from a…

To capture her in a big cartoony net

::sigh:: Yep.

OMG You guys, Pelosi said George W. Bush actually treated her with respect, LOOK HOW AWFUL SHE IS!!!! And look at the first bill she’s putting up it’s the most Republican bill ever, it creates national automatic voter registration, it’s so bad!!!!!

Now you’re seeing Splinter for what it is. They have no real point of view except purity tests for a bunch of 20 something millennial coast elites.

What the fuck is up with the Beto O’Rourke hate all of a sudden? Yeah, he’s basically been a middle of the road Democrat...and that much was true way before the election when this site had nothing bad to say about him (all while shitting on actual progressives like Ben Jealous). Maybe if “knowing what we’re talking…

This is an even dumber running feature than 500 days of Kristen. 

Oh!, honey. Pelosi’s speakership didn’t need saving.

I know it’s hard to understand, but it’s up to US, the VOTERS to defeat Republicans. We made good progress this year and now we need to do it again in 2020, then 2022, then 2024 and then forever more into the future.

Might I suggest the “Mike Pence” where you sit super still, close your eyes, then try to imagine you’re not there?

Small addendum:

Genuine question (please don’t tell me to shit in my hat):  is being a lobbyist in and of itself evil?  Or can you be a good lobbyist?  Like, if I was a lobbyist for the Southern Poverty Law Center, would I still be a bad person?  (Do they even have a lobbyist?)  Is this too many questions for one comment?  (Too many…

Nom nom nom!