It’s fucking awesome that hotels are going to institute policies to annoy and inconvenience millions of people annually so that the gun humpers don’t have to worry about their right to own an arsenal infringed upon.

1. Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t the Vegas shooter bar the door anyway?

“requires staff to enter every room at least once every 24 hours as a security measure.”

This mostly seems like another attempt to get back at California. Our state has basically been saying fuck you to this administration since day one. The timing of Session’s crackdown is curious to say the least.

Gun smoking, pot holding stoner here.

“Mr. President, your authentication code please.”

It is never going to be “rational” for NK to attack. NK is engaging in brinksmanship, promoting the belief that they are willing and able to use nuclear weapons in order to deter others from attacking them. Their intention is to bluff. The only problem is, this time they’re facing someone who is perfectly willing to…

“Illegal immigrants aren’t immigrants. It’s right in the name, but don’t pay attention to that part. Illegal. Pay attention to that. Illegal. Obama. Obamacare. Obamacare subsidies. Angry enough yet? Hillary Hussein Obama’s illegal Obamacare deep state abortion subsidy emails.” 

I know nothing about this. Please let us know what you mean.

The evil woman? I didn’t know she controlled the President. Did she cast a spell on him so he was unable to make decisions on his own?

“Why, by 2020, I, a man who recently tried to extort the sitting president of the United States to release his college and passport records, might even begin to show signs of serious and unavoidable decline in mental and physical faculties...”

No no. You’re correct to wish him failure and humiliation. For a narcissist like Trump failure and, to a much greater degree, humiliation are worse than death because at least if he died tomorrow he’d go out thinking he was great and everyone loved him. Shame is the narcissist’s biggest fear. However, narcissists are…

You need to look at history, and then work around the hallowed nature of our Constitution.

Just coming by to let y’all know that Gravity Falls is like a suuuuuuper good show, and everyone should watch it.

This would definitely keep away the most dangerous immigrants: Mothers and Fathers that want a better life for their children. All the Bad Hombres.

I hope I’m not going to regret un-greying you, but apparently this point needs to be made.

Sounds boring