Starting a Change.org petition to ban Florida Guy from every high school football game.

*Looks down at rig*

Guess I’m doing wrong.

Just get rid of the damn goalies. Teams score a lot more, I’ve noticed, when the other team lets their goalie have a rest at the end of the game.

Chrystler PorscheSebring

Like they say, avoiding superlatives is one of the most important things a writer can possibly do. Ever.

Is Thursday Night Football actively trying to make itself more unwatchable every week?

Fans of small market teams: “WHAT???? Nah.”

I don’t think it’s too crazy to think they can compete for a 7th or 8th spot in the East right now. They gotta get better on defense, but they can run with most teams right now. Skiles has done well with less-talented groups than this.

Quacked*

Gotcha. I just remembered learning about this and was confused as to the times it is permissable and not.

“What really happened is that Greg Hardy refused to sleep with you, refused to reconcile with you, and you went berserk didn’t you?”

On episode three of the new season and literally just watched that “prog rock band” Mike Milligan scene. Brilliant.

“Baumann hired noted notorious attorney Gloria Allred”

Just put $20 worth of gas into my Dodge Ra.....aaaannndd it’s gone.

You’re not wrong. As I said I don’t like Newton. I also live in the heart of Packer Country while rooting for another, much worse team. And seeing Packer fans I know post “Still proud to be a fan” after losing to two good teams like it’s some major struggle to be a Packer fan makes me sick. There’s a sense of…

Keep going, everybody. Soon we’ll have covered the whole country!

Most definitely.

I agree, supporting your team on the road is totally fine. Hanging a banner over the railing is pretty friggin obnoxious.

Seems a little harsh to be fired for, but I don’t know the full impact of those words. I know that England is much more no-nonsense about that stuff. Was always shocked about how Terry went to actual trial for a racial slur. Don’t think it’s a bad idea, but not sure how practical it is.

What would be the Murican version of scouse scum? Really just curious.