Snyder’s not wrong, he’s just an asshole.

That sounds totally plausible to me. Then again, I just started binge watching the X-files (it was a little before my time), so pretty much anything like that does.

Katrina was a hurricane that destroyed a lot of people’s lives in New Orleans and the surrounding areas.

There, I ruined it. Now we can all move on with our day.

Somebody in Alabama did something stupid and offensive. Don’t blame the guy for getting excited over huge breaking news.

Fucking horrible.

Kim Possible

Literally every other sign roundup has been hilarious. Like who the fuck DOESN’T cry listening to Adele???

Yeah. Bama fan and didn’t laugh once. And it’s not because I can’t read. I’m proud to say I know all these words!

Like in all seriousness what the hell is Jerry doing? He’s REEEEAAALLLYY banking on the Cowboys winning a Super Bowl and everyone forgetting about this. And in this day and age, that’s no guarantee.

I mean generally I don’t wear anything when participating in water spo...OH. You mean. Never mind.

“It’s a cruel, dark world out there...”

fat* trick

FIFY

Urban deserves some credit. Faking a heartache is never easy.

Welp, time to quarantine the city. Should’ve listened to that British dude in the labcoat, Gerald. Those chimps were infected.

Read the Table of Contents and um. National Soccer League? When?

Definitely

Better question. Why the fuck do you care?